UPDATE: Penis Found in Microwave is a Fake.

[Bunny]

You may remember this thread that I posted last week:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4795046

Well, turns out that the severed "penis" was actually The Whizzinator, a device used to store and dispense drug-free urine. A couple took it to the convenience store and asked the clerk to microwave it - they wanted the urine inside to be warmed up to body temperature.

So, that's some good news for a Monday morning - at least we know that some poor guy isn't wandering around out there with his penis missing.

Oh, and here's a link to The Whizzinator's website. I would recommend that you heat your urine in your own microwave.

http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Check out this "testimonial"...

"Wow! You guys are pathetic. So many testimonials to use drugs (and by far the most spelling and grammatical errors I have ever seen; seems like the drugs affect your ability to write English as well). If you morons spent half your energy trying to stay clean from mind-numbing substances that you do trying to pass a piss test, you'd all be fucking geniuses with your own island somewhere growing weed and staying the hell away from me. One testimonial was right on. I'm a probation officer and I don't give a flying fuck if you smoke your shriveled brains into oblivion. My concern is all the other people you carelessly hurt in the process of your self-centered pursuit of feeding your need to be numb. Please take your fake dicks and go fuck yourselves and stop taking everyone else down with you into your sewer. Believe me, I'd like nothing more than to leave you stupid fucks alone but it seems when I or my neighbor is affected by your inability to care about anyone but yourselves,!
I feel compelled to protect myself. Talk about freedom; I would like to be free of a society of shitheads who make drug use more important than taking care of themselves or their families. So many of you said "Now I can keep my job." What?!? If you weren't so toxic you'd figure out that it's fairly easy to get and keep a job. JUST STOP FUCKIN' IT UP DUMMY!"


That guy has more issues than the weed smokers I would bet. Why the hell was he on the Whizzinator site to begin with? Ohhhhh, I get it, he came upon it on his daily google search for porn and didn't realize that typing the word "penis" in would bring up this site.

[Bunny]

2. HAHA! That's right - he was looking for porn and found The

Whizzinator. From the tone of his comments, I would say that this is definitely one guy who could benefit from smoking a little pot now and then. He seems a little tense, doesn't he? :rofl: