Once again it's time for REALLY BAD ALBUM COVERS

[LynneSin]

These are real album covers that are just beyond words horrible








Playing at your next Republican Meetup


Is it me or is that Dick Cheney in a Clown Costume?






How does one know if ones dog is gay especially if ones dog has been neutered thus rendering it sexless?






Kentucky Fried Fun :eyes:


Nothing like Gospel Herion Addict Singers :eyes:





More here at:
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm

[Lautremont]

1. The Redd Foxx album cover may be bad, but that's pretty solid advice,

you have to admit.

I'm now on the lookout for that Hawaiian album, and of course the Colonel's Tijuana Picnic. That's one picnic I'd have mixed feelings about attending. Spanish Fly in the cole slaw, perhaps?

[LynneSin]

3. I don't want to be close enough to anyone's ass to give them

that piece of advice

But maybe that's just me

[trogdor]

9. I saw the HBO special.

The one that goes with this album. Tell ya what. Redd Foxx was one crude, profane mothereffer.

[progmom]

2. fun!!

(this is volume TWO???)


(he may love his life...but i ADORE his mustache)






:o


:wow:

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. "All My Friends are Dead"???

LOL Would their deaths have come AFTER listening to his music?

[ET Awful]

34. I still think that John Bult cover is DISTURBING

"Julie's Sixteenth Birthday". . . here's some moustachioed and beared perv that's at least 35 holding hands and getting all googly eyed with a 16 year old . . . :scared:

[bleedingheart]

38. it was a big hit in Utah

bwahahahaha

[ET Awful]

40. LMFAO . . .

:spank:

:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

80. Hilarious

Very wrong but still funny for an album cover. I'm assuming its meant as a joke.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Well other than Colonel Sanders and Redd Foxx,

I have never heard of any of those bands.

I am going to assume that would be a good thing.

[LaraMN]

6. Omg! Lol!

:scared:



For a romantic evening.



Happy. HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY.



I'm gonna cry. This woman looks like my Mom circa 1975.
:scared:

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Scary:

On edit: Found a bigger one.

[Richardo]

14. I'm thinking of 'Spockets' all of a sudden....

Touch my monkey! Touch him!

[grace0418]

20. I love that it translates to "Dear Mother...the boquet that never wilts"

Creepy much? Heino is truly heinous!

[Left_Winger]

58. Yikes!

Don't scare me like that! On the other hand I know what my next Halloween costume will be.

[NoPasaran]

8. Frying made Colonel Sanders famous

But in that picture he looks kinda baked!
:smoke:

[grace0418]

18. LOL!

I was kinda thinking "Weekend at Bernies"

[LynneSin]

23. In the picture Tijuana vaguely looks like rural Kentucky

But that's just me.

[ET Awful]

33. That all depends on which definition of "frying" you go with

:P

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. What a waste of good sour cream

[ghostsofgiants]

11. *shudder*

[Call Me Wesley]

12. You might *shudder* now,

but how will you feel when you're older and there's *nobody* to rub sour cream all over you? Yes, think about it.

:rofl:

[grace0418]

17. I actually think this one is kinda funny because they're mocking

the Herb Alpert cover. Very "A Mighty Wind' or "Best in Show."

[Call Me Wesley]

29. I'm waiting for an opportunity to post it! Here:

[Richardo]

49. Best album cover of all time...

:thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

75. One from a hometown team

[blondeatlast]

78. I knew it reminded me of something. Good for the Frivolous Five! nt

[NoPasaran]

54. Is that Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison on the left?

Somehow I always knew she was mixed up in granny porn!

[sakabatou]

57. AUGH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!

[flamingyouth]

13. ROFL

I always love these threads. :rofl:

[Heidi]

15. Rob Zombie:

[grace0418]

16. I think Napoleon Dynamite drew these covers:

"It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip"

[no name no slogan]

28. Arnold the Wolf

:shrug:

[Hugin]

19. Yay! Thanks LynneSin! (NO TEXT)

[Initech]

21. How about this one:

[LostinVA]

22. OMG

[Initech]

24. Silly fundies:

[LynneSin]

25. It's that Dustin Hoffman's Tootsie in that one picture?

[Initech]

26. I dont know... that one is definately the scariest...

[ET Awful]

39. Why does Mike Crain look like Mike Myers?

Is this a heretofore unknown Austin Powers mission?

[SmileyBoy]

45. This one is really fucking scary...

[Initech]

63. It's scary when the mom, son, and daughter all look alike...

:scared:

Hell, I bet if you put the son on the left in the same dress as the mom, they'd look exactly alike. :scared:

[WhollyHeretic]

53. "Let me touch him"

By the Ministers Quartet, ummm...:yoiks:

[Arugula Latte]

61. Yeah -- looks like Child Molesters Anonymous

:scared:

[Initech]

64. Oh... wont somebody please think of the children?

[Bridget Burke]

60. The Louvin Brothers designed the cover of Satan Is Real....

Charlie & Ira Louvin created the cardboard Devil. And the fires they set made the rocks begin to explode. Somehow, nobody was killed during the photo shoot.

The Louvin Brothers recorded both Gospel & Secular music. They sang Gospel with the same power as Johnny Cash or Hank Williams. That is, they suspected that they were Hell-bound--but they still believed. Ira was the mad genius of the pair--he drank, married numerous times & died on a car wreck about the time Patsy Cline died in a plane crash. (That's Ira on the right.)


Gram Parsons loved the Louvin Brothers. He put "Christian Life" on Sweethearts of the Rodeo, although Roger McGuinn sang the solo on the LP. Gram also recorded "Cash on the Barrelhead" & "The Angels Rejoiced." And Emmylou carried on the flame....

[giant_robot]

74. Is it just me, or do the Amason twins look like Chris Farley?

They LIVE in a VAN by the RIVER!!!

[blondeatlast]

79. OMG: the second guy from left; top cover, stars in a GD thread today as we

You think I'm kidding? Check it out for yourself--right there with G(od) W. Bush himself...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x531393#531630

[SmileyBoy]

27. Yah, das is gut...

[Call Me Wesley]

31. Das ist sogar noch besser:

[ET Awful]

37. Now who in their right mind would start a record lable called "areola"

Oh wait, that's an "i" :evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

67. LOL!

It's a German label, though. They still feature 'Heino' as one of their artists. It's HUGH!!11!!!

[ET Awful]

72. Die Show? Is he doing Doug E. Fresh covers?

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

73. Nah, but once or twice in a year,

he gets his own 'show' on tv. :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

30. Yes, you gotta wash that ass

especially after this

Looks like Randy is making #2 in the picture on the left

ON EDIT:
Can't believe I missed this one

[LynneSin]

35. Seriously, I'm so glad that MC Pooh did NOT make it in the industry

we just didn't need to go there!

[LynneSin]

36. DUPE

DUPE

[SmileyBoy]

32. Mommy, hold me...

[TheMightyFavog]

41. The horror....

This is your brain on coke.


This is your brain on quaaludes.

Any questions?

[SmileyBoy]

68. OK, now I gotta lie down.

I've been working all day on a computer class project, and now I see Sesame Disco, so now I have to go lie down.

[WeRQ4U]

42. I actually HAVE this one.

My mother had it and gave it to me during a house cleaning session.

[SmileyBoy]

43. It's time for some good 'ol fashioned racist minstrel fun!!!

[SmileyBoy]

44. I pray to God these aren't my city's cops:

[Bridget Burke]

62. Looks like the Houston skyline--some years back.

At one time, HPD had a country band called the "Texas Throwdown Band."

[grace0418]

46. What the hell is in the bag..

this man is holding?

He's got an axe in one hand, a bag in the other, and he's approaching those people very oddly...

[SmileyBoy]

48. They spelled "YOU'RE" wrong too.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

51. It's fricking Sweden and it's damn cold out...

...what the hell are they doing wearing mini-skirts?

[grace0418]

52. The girl on the left doesn't even appear to have shoes on.

But I suppose if a man with an axe is coming toward you then frostbite is the least of your worries.

[Lochloosa]

47. The Beatles Butcher Album...

[Lochloosa]

50. Wasn't there a lesbian movie thread on here a few days ago?

[LynneSin]

55. Even MORE bad album covers from a Norwegian site!!!

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/bilder_ccr/article233933.ece?show=1

[Burma Jones]

56. A Favorite of mine

On Edit:

also -

[sakabatou]

59. Shudder...

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

[LisaLynne]

65. Thanks, people.

I'm all KINDS of disturbed now.

[bullwinkle428]

66. Please tell me that the beastiality guy has at least something on

to cover up his junk. :scared:

When the clown cover came into view, I literally screamed out "IT'S CHENEY!!!" before I had even scrolled to the point where you noted the resemblence!

[Squeech]

69. Once upon a time

I owned one of these-- the Fireballet album. It was almost as lame as it looks.

There used to be a company called JEM Records, who made a fair amount of money importing LPs from England and Europe. Especially in the area of so-called "progressive" rock, there would often be a delay of some months between a record being released in England and in the USA, and rabid fans would be unwilling to wait for the American edition (and/or they believed that the import was a better pressing), so they'd happily pay a premium for the import. And some of these records never came out in America (e.g. King Crimson's Earthbound).

Eventually they made enough money doing this that they started their own record company and put out their own records, and Fireballet was one of their artists. They were prog-rock wannabes, and the story was that one of them worked in JEM's mail room (so he could hear the new stuff early). So if you're just dying to hear weak imitations of King Crimson, Yes, Van der Graaf Generator et al, this is the record for you! (As the title sort of indicates, this was their second record. The first one was better-- or at least the imitations were better imitations.)

[Gato Moteado]

70. those are awesome

the colonel sanders one is my favorite.

[LynneSin]

76. When I think of Tijuana.....

I think of this:




NOT This:

[Gato Moteado]

77. exactly! that's why it's my favorite.

it's so absurd.

[SmileyBoy]

71. That Redd Foxx one is still cracking me up.

That one I actually really like.