OMG, jerry springer guests are REAL!!!

[Deja Q]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120974/board/nest/30715794

She said she just made up a story, got the free trip to chicago and got paid money. They would gave her like $200 dollars to flash the crowd but she refused. She did getta walk with Steve though at the end of the show.

Surprised it was to only flash the headlights and not strip to the bare essentials like so many other guests do... :crazy:



So, anyone want be as real as that chick and help me make up a story so we can get on? :evilgrin:

[hobo_baggins]

1. I had sex with my momma!

will that get us on?

[Deja Q]

2. Only if

it's both of us doing it with her at the same time while little daughter Emmakins watches. :crazy: :rofl:

[hobo_baggins]

9. are we the aristocrats?

[Richard Steele]

5. Maybe, but we'll need your momma's help to be sure.

Can you get her to go on the show and play along?

[purr]

3. That sounds interesting... how about

My cousin has the hots for my cats and wants to hump my bird? Or.. My brother has a secret crush on me? ewwww.. ::::::shudder:::::

[Radical Activist]

7. I think it needs to be more than a crush.

I saw the "I'm sleeping with my brother" show last week. Thankfully they weren't related by blood.

[purr]

12. ewwwwwwww

:puke:

[Radical Activist]

4. They pay flashers?

I didn't know that. Most of their guests are too ugly but some of the audience members who flash are nice.

Jerry Springer, IMO, has the best daytime talk show. Its funny and has crazy topics. Besides, look at the competition. How many times is Maury Povich going to do the paternity test show? Here's a quarter Maury, go buy a new topic. At least Jerry gives no pretense of doing anything but exploiting these people for their outrageous behavior. He's more honest and real in that regard.

The fact that Oprah and Jerry Springer are both filmed in Chicago is another example of why Chicago kicks your town's ass!

[purr]

6. I used to watch Maury all the time until every time

I turned on the channel "you are NOT the father" "we are testing the 32nd man", bla bla bla bla.. gets old

[Radical Activist]

8. Yep. Seriously pathetic.

Not to mention how often his show feeds into racist stereotypes. He should stop pretending and just do a minstrel show episode in black face.

[purr]

14. I dont know so much about racial sterotypes..

I've seen both sides of the coin on there. But I do agree he has more black women with 30 different potential fathers. I liked it back in the day when he had more variety.

I like Montel but he has Sylvia way too much on there, and Dr. Phil is good for being dysfunctional. You know who I really miss? Sally! I liked her shows a lot.

[LaurenG]

10. Jerry Springer was once the mayor of Cincinnati.

So I can't go on his show besides I'm not good at lying. I'm a pretty good tease though.(good at teasing).:bounce:

[nickinSTL]

11. dude, my life is a Springer episode...

ok, not really...but it wouldn't take much :evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

13. Which family member or which of your

SO's family member are you sleeping with? That seems like a good way to get on. :)

[nickinSTL]

15. that's what I'm missing...

but, if any of us started sleeping together...we've got a hell of an episode :evilgrin:

(note: I have NO sexual interest in any member of either mine or my fiancee's family)

[madrchsod]

16. i know people who are just like jerry`s guests!

i know, that`s really sad