Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

[The Straight Story]

Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
Man Previously Convicted Of Rape

UPDATED: 10:04 am EST February 27, 2006

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

http://www.local6.com/news/7502034/detail.html

[mike_c]

1. ok-- what's so strange about that...?

:rofl:

[Burried News]

2. This segment brought to you by Psych Ward TV

[Nutmegger]

3. Okkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

What is there to say?

[The Doctor.]

4. I hear that's not unhealthy...

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/features/strange/20010606-0606strange52.html

OTOH, the guy is over-indulgent to the point of sick.

[htuttle]

5. How do you punish a guy like that?

Make him NOT drink urine?

[Wickerman]

7. you wash his mouth out with soap, naturally.

:wow:

what a freak.

[ChoralScholar]

13. Make him drink flat Mountain Dew perhaps....

[unblock]

6. oh sure, now you laugh, but you swoon when kevin costner drinks urine....

:eyes:

:rofl:

[HeeBGBz]

8. I could have gone all day without reading that

[TroubleMan]

9. He's been watching too many Kung Fu movies

Seriously....I've seen four or five movies where the bad guy does that to either improve his Kung Fu or keep himself from aging.

[Ecumenist]

10. Umm, That's disgusting

I don't care what anyone says. This guy is drinking out of a public toilet. My God, even dogs don't drink until the bowl is flushed... I don't even want to think about this anymore:puke:

[Cocoa]

11. maybe he read this other story

maybe he's a health nut.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x526234

[Arkham House]

12. Gosh--thanks so much for sharing that with us...