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Mon Feb-27-06 09:43 PM
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DU Men: Is It Possible to Describe the Pain of Being Kicked in the Balls? |
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Okay, before you ask me why the hell I want to know--I backed my chair into a friend today, and it hit him right where it counts. This guy, normally one of those toughy-toughies, whimpered for a good five minutes afterwards.
I know it HURTS--but is there anything to which you can compare the pain, that we females might understand better? Truly, it didn't LOOK like I hurt the guy at all--I guess I just can't understand too well. :D
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:45 PM
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1. No. It is not possible. |
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It's like x(, but multiplied by the intensity of a million suns that weaves itself through space and back though the eternal fabric of time. x(
And they say childbirth hurts more...enjoy! :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:47 PM
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NOT.
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But wow, that's some pain. I'll take the childbirth....At least that can be avoided, if you're careful. Must be hard to avoid a good kick sometimes... :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:46 PM
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2. It's the equivalent... |
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Of taking a broomstick and ramming it into the top of your vagina, or so medical texts have told me.
In other words, ouch.
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:47 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:46 PM
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One can experience it, but not describe it.
Just imagine if your ovaries were external, and someone kicked them. And then they bounced against each other like some twisted Newton's cradle.
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:50 PM
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7. That's a disturbing image. |
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:scared:
I'm glad that my only "outside parts" are separated by roughly the span of a chest. :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:48 PM
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6. And the pain is compounded by fear |
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Abject, innate fear that you've lost your "manhood."
I know it sounds sort of silly, but that's exactly what it is.
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:51 PM
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10. It does sound silly, but I think I can understand THAT, |
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in a very offhand way.
What is it, a kind of instinct or something?
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:52 PM
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12. It's the realization that your entire idenity as a man is contained in a |
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Edited on Mon Feb-27-06 09:53 PM by ZombieNixon
sack between your legs and the attached hosepipe.
Without it you're a eunuch. x(
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:54 PM
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I think I'd go mad with all that stuff, if I were male....But then again, if I were male, I'd probably go mad WITHOUT it, just as you say.
:P :P
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:55 PM
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16. Hey, nature kept that under control by only giving us enough blood |
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to run one brain at a time! :P
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:57 PM
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And it's usually not the brain in your head that's running, either.....
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:58 PM
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I'll be in the bathroom. No calls.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:01 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:57 PM
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Second in men only to the instinct to cover your face — that is, your eyes.
If you ever have occasion to see a guy with some object coming toward his crotch, watch: He'll automatically bend at the waist and squeeze his legs together to afford less of a target.
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:58 PM
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That's interesting......
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Tue Feb-28-06 01:14 AM
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81. Now, how can I use this knowledge to my advantage? |
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Hmmmm...
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Maybe feint to the crotch with the knee, then up into the face as the guy bends to protect Mr. Happy.
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:50 PM
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8. When I was coaching soccer at the high school level in the states |
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one really unlucky player go hit HARD in the cojones TWICE during the same practice!
The second time, he didn't get up.
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:52 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:50 PM
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9. The pain is different... |
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... from any other pain I've ever felt. It's like a "pressure", like your jewels are in a vise, long after the blow.
It really does hurt, although I've never had it hurt BAD for 5 minutes....
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:53 PM
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13. Well, then, this guy I know is a wimp. |
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:evilgrin:
That's very odd, though--a pressure...
*thinks for a moment*
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:54 PM
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15. Don't you even think that for a second! |
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Every time you think about that, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens! x(
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:56 PM
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Who said I was thinking about that?
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:57 PM
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21. I *know* you were thinking about, as you say, "that." |
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:57 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:00 PM
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Døn't årgue with yøur måster. :P
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:01 PM
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33. I thought you were on Welsh now? |
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:03 PM
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40. Yw styll want the sycryt wff the Nwrwygyan rhytyng? |
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Then døn't åsk unnecessåry questiøns. :P
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:06 PM
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43. Eeeeevil, you are.... |
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:07 PM
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47. Umm...that's "pwr yyyyyyfyll." |
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Do try and keep up with the times, young one. :P
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:08 PM
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49. Yyyyyyyyyfyl, I say..... |
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:13 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:14 PM
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56. Yt's âll ryt. Yfyn the byst wff ws mâc mystâcs. |
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OK, this is starting to make my head hurt. The master's going for a drink, continue your studies. :P
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:16 PM
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57. It always gave me a headache. |
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:17 PM
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58. I'll bring you a beer. Don't tell anyone it was me. |
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Least of all anyone in the Lounge; I'd never live it down. :P
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:19 PM
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I snitched a sip when I was about seven, and thought I'd swallowed poison.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:20 PM
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61. *sigh* Fine, I'll bring you some absynth. |
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You'll be so blasted you won't care what it tasted like. :hide:
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:22 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:56 PM
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... God kills a kitten when you whack the banana, not the kiwis :)
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:57 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:56 PM
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18. Yeah. It's like having a retarded Repuke occupying the White House. |
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Well not quite that painful.
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:57 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:57 PM
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25. I saw colors that I didn't even knew existed |
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I got kneed there once on accident. Incredibly, psychedelically painful.
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:59 PM
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30. Like a twisted drug trip? |
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Edited on Mon Feb-27-06 10:02 PM by WritingIsMyReligion
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:03 PM
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38. Yeah, if you got kicked in the balls before you dropped |
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:03 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 09:57 PM
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26. Similar to childbirth. |
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Shorter duration, but the same groups of nerves are involved. The difference is that childbirth starts as an ache and slowly builds to major pain over several hours time, before fading again. A kick in the nads is an instant trip to the worst part of childbirth, but it typically fades in minutes (though a really hard hit can cause swelling and a dull pain that'll last a few days).
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:01 PM
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32. Well, THAT was the best description I've heard yet. |
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Thank you. :hi:
The rest of these goons can only whine and moan about past times they've been kicked, or kneed, or anything....
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:02 PM
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35. Ooh, just like pitocin |
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*insert rant here about the evils of pitocin drip + breaking waters*
I can't imagine if that kind of pain were possible any old time, no warning. Yikes.
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:44 PM
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74. Oh gawd... Don't remind me. |
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x(
Glad both my babies have been squeezed out! Memories of pitocin will faaaaade awaaaay ...
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:45 PM
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75. As Elaine on Seinfeld said: |
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I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!
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78. I know. Evil stuff, that. |
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Sometimes necessary, I suppose, but still, evil. x( :hug:
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Tue Feb-28-06 12:56 AM
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80. Pitocin is the stuff from hell |
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Going from no labor to transition in about five minutes. They hooked me up for one of my kids. After about three hours, they decided it wasn't working so they unhooked me and sent me on my way.
It took forty-eight hours for the contractions to stop. My son was born about six hours after that.
They started to talk about the drip again the next time I was a week late. I told them to leave well enough alone...no WAY. I'd rather stay pregnant for another months, thank you.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:02 PM
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36. I can't compare it to any other experience we might share. |
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Aside from the dull but intense pain in the testicles themselves, the guts in your lower abdomen feel like they're being squeezed, you forget to breathe, and it only diminishes with time.
It ain't no fucking pie-in-the-face punchline like the entertainment industry would have you believe.
Okay, I'm starting to feel phantom pains or some such right now, so I think I'll stop. :)
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:04 PM
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Thank you, though.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:03 PM
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37. well, think of the best orgasm you have ever had |
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where your entire self is wrapped up in waves of sensation, and you can think of nothing else, you know la petit mort type thing. earthshaking, mindnumbingly good.
now imagine that all that good, is bad.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:05 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:06 PM
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44. sometimes the lightest tap can be the most painful |
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sometimes a much harder knock doesn't hurt at all
those lightest taps are incredible though, you see flashes, you can't breathe, one time I got kicked by a cheap shot I couldn't walk right for a week
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:07 PM
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That's weird, and sounds damn painful.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:06 PM
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45. OMG guys - I'' take the....... |
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.....childbirth any time. What you guys experience sounds so much worse. I got hit in the boobs one time by accident and OMG that hurt the rest of the day but at least it was a strong sore type ache. Instant horrific pain. :hide: :cry:
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:08 PM
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48. Yeah, I'm not so keen on the "instant pain" myself.... |
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:D
Welcome to DU, by the way! I don't think I ever properly said hello..... :hi:
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Tue Feb-28-06 01:19 AM
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83. Thank You for the welcome - I feel..... |
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....so totally at home here. I LOVE IT HERE O8)
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:11 PM
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52. plus, after childbirth, you get a child |
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so there's something to be said for it.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:19 PM
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59. Kid, you might want to watch this |
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:21 PM
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I don't know whether to shriek or laugh.
But WOW. Just. Fucking. WOW.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:22 PM
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64. A sharp pain to the nether region, that creeps into the upper abdomen. |
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:23 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:37 PM
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66. For me at least, I felt like I needed to poo really bad. |
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And another previous poster was right, it's like a pressure. If it happens hard enough, it triggers the bowel reflex.
Serious.
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:33 PM
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This is all very...informative.
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Mon Feb-27-06 10:39 PM
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Think about someone peeling your fingernails off with a pliers. But instead of a sharp pain, it's a dull pain that is just as intense. So intense it makes you dizzy, and like others have said, makes you see colors. And the pain just sits there and throbs forever.
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:07 PM
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71. I've actually had a fingernail removed without anesthetic. It's worse. |
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:34 PM
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:03 PM
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68. Not really. Childbirth, maybe? But sharper and more concentrated. |
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And, thank god, much shorter in duration than childbirth. And at least nobody's "coaching" you to breathe those idiotic-sounding breaths like the chilbirth-coaching classes try to make women do.
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:06 PM
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70. How do you know what childbirth is like?? |
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:35 PM
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88. Yeah, but at least childbirth you've some vague idea is coming.... |
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A kick in the balls can be any old time!
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:06 PM
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69. It's a ton of sensitive nerve endings. How the hell do you think it feels? |
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Allow me to reiterate what DS1 said...sometimes light pressure can be the worst. I can think of several occasions where that's happened to me.
And if you really want a comparison rather than a description-your clitoris is probably the only thing on you even close to being as sensitive as a guy's balls. Imagine being kicked right there, with all those nerve endings, by someone with a pair of steel-toes on. About like that.
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:08 PM
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72. I'm sure it is possible, but I'm not up to the task. |
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:35 PM
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89. Don't worry...Plenty of others seem to be. |
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:08 PM
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73. All the others have pretty much described it. |
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And let me tell you that it hurts so much that my four year old who likes to swing his arms around has put me on the floor in tears on several ocassions. He's just the right height to let me have it. :)
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:36 PM
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90. That makes me laugh....Even though I know it's painful. |
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:51 PM
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76. I've never been hit/kicked, but I did once sleep on them wrong and... |
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for the whole next day I had aching and tenderness. I had to walk carefully, clothe myself carefully, and handle myself carefully when using the bathroom
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Tue Feb-28-06 12:11 AM
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77. The only way you could possibly know... |
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is if you had a pair yourself.
Worst. Pain. Ever.
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:38 PM
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93. Thanks, but I don't feel the compelling need to be male right now... |
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Tue Feb-28-06 12:28 AM
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79. on the pain scale about a 7-8 -then it goes away |
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i`d say about the first big contraction during childbirth. i have 4 children....
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:39 PM
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94. I don't know childbirth pain m'self... |
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Edited on Tue Feb-28-06 02:39 PM by WritingIsMyReligion
But it sounds like hell--both childbirth and being kicked just so.
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Tue Feb-28-06 01:17 AM
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82. Worst pain I've ever experienced |
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though, obviously men can't experience childbirth. Much worse than breaking a bone, though the pain from a break or spain will persist much longer.
A sharp blow will often trigger convulsions.
I pain recpetors are there because it we lose our nuts, we serve little to no purpose, from an evolution POV. It's basically your body telling you, "hey, be careful!"
I once somehow managed to catch one between a toilet seat and the bowl as I was sitting down. I wound up barfing into the bathtub.
Most of my experiences involved 1) slipping off the seat of a bicycle and hitting the top bar and 2) getting hit with a ball of some sort.
Ever see male soccer players defend a penalty kick? They stand there covering their privates, not their face. For good reason.
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:40 PM
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95. Very interesting post. |
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Informative. :D :evilgrin:
Thank you! :hi:
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Tue Feb-28-06 01:22 AM
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84. I'd say if you had the pain right beofre a root cannal.... |
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And magnified that by about 200x and into a short burst.....
You would come close...
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:41 PM
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96. Never had a root canal.... |
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But after reading ALL these posts, I think I can begin to imagine....
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:54 PM
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97. not for about fifteen minutes |
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you can't do anything for about fifteen minutes
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Tue Feb-28-06 02:54 PM
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98. the worst part is not the initial hit. |
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That can be withstood quite well, many times. It is the intense "aftershock" that spreads through the midsection of the body that can be debilitating. If hit just right (where the penis does not give any protection) the amount of force really does not have to be very large at all. It can make you throw up even. Someone said a loss of bowel control - I can believe that as well.
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