A lady bought a new Lexus.

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It cost a bundle. Two days later, she
took it back to the dealer, complaining that the radio was not
working.

"Madam", said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is
completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to
listen to, and you will hear exactly that!" She drove out, somewhat
amazed and a little confused.

She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded,
"Ricky or Willie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the
sounds of "On the road again." The lady was astounded. If she wanted
Beethoven; that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got
it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled
out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small
sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly
missed a terrible collision. "Asshole", she muttered. And, from the
radio............

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...."

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1. 'Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...'

LOL!

Good joke you put up!