PLEASE! Take my JESUS PLATES!!!

[Texasgal]

HA HA!! This is TOO funny!!! :rofl:

http://austin.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/135744279.html

[no name no slogan]

1. THAT is hilarious!

:rofl: Jesus plates ruined my sex life-- Film at 11

[Texasgal]

2. I laughed and Laughed...

You know, it's weird... Craigslist has a bunch of funny shit, I never knew!!

[JVS]

3. This person doesn't know how to make a sale. Nobody wants...

CURSED PLATES

[texas1928]

4. They need to post that on Freeperville...

those things would go like hot cakes.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. LOL!

:spray:

[displacedtexan]

6. I rate that a big 2 F-R-A-G-I-L-E LAMPS on my rating system.

That Jesus plate would be good for target practice.

The FUTURE CURB ORNAMENTS OF AMERICA Rating System:

FUTURE
CURB ORNAMENTS
Of AMERICA's
Rating System

Is Based On
Jean Shepherd's
(cough)
Scientifically Sound
(cough)
F∙R∙A∙G∙I∙L∙E LAMP
(Is that Italian?)
Methodology:


1 Fragile Lamp




Item has at least one redeeming feature;
Could be tarted up, altered or salvaged for parts


2 Fragile Lamps



Useful as firewood; Suitable for target practice


3 Fragile Lamps



Smash it on the concrete patio, put the shards
back on the coffee table, and claim you didn't do it;
Pretend you accidentally knocked it over while
watering the plants in the living room;
Haul it to the curb immediately
'Cause... DAMN!

[Texasgal]

7. Kick for the night crew!

:kick: