Okay DU ladies, who wants to marry me, now accepting applications

[ET Awful]

Must love my cats. I'll do the cookin' if you do the cleanin'.

:P

That is all.

[ET Awful]

1. No takers eh?

I thought not.

Oh well. :P

[XemaSab]

2. We want pictures!

Preferably posing with a cactus!!!

:bounce:

[ET Awful]

3. Of me or the kitties?

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

4. The kitty pictures have been done!

[ET Awful]

7. The only picture of me I have, I'm not smiling, I look grumpy

and it's terrible lighting . . . .

[XemaSab]

10. Is there a cactus?

:o

[ET Awful]

11. No, sorry, no cactus.

I live in Massachusetts, we don't get cactii up here. :P

[XemaSab]

23. .

x(

[ET Awful]

24. But if you send me a cactus, I'll happily hold it for a pic.

[Radio_Lady]

83. Sorry, I'm already married, but I'm not DEAD! Oh, another problem...

I'm allergic to cats. But I do miss Massachusetts (except for the winter snow) -- lived in Brighton, then Sudbury, for several decades!

Hope you find someone nice!

In peace,

Radio_Lady

BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE SERIOUS, HAVE YOU TRIED THE FOLLOWING WEB SITE?

http://singledemocrats.com/

(I found my husband of thirty-three years through an advertisement in the Boston Globe -- this is before personal ads were in use -- in 1973. I believe in FATE!)

[LynneSin]

5. I'd apply but I don't think Evita & Abbott would be happy

sharing me with more cats and another biped

[ET Awful]

8. Right, like they'd object to having an extre set of opposable thumbs

around to keep the tuna flowing :P

[LynneSin]

16. Yes but I don't think they want to have to share cuddling time

with other cats even if that meant they would have another human to cuddle with them.

Plus damnit, Evita thinks she's going to figure her way around that blocked opening so she can find herself more songbirds to munch on.

[miss_american_pie]

6. Sorry, polygamy is illegal

Besides, I want a wife.

[JVS]

9. Toss me the file of the runnner-up when you're done

I'm too lazy to screen applicants myself

[ET Awful]

12. LOL, maybe we could get one more person and have a three judge panel

:P

[XemaSab]

14. I nominate JVS for the "Simon" position!

:bounce:

[JVS]

17. Does that mean that I have to put down people's wifely capacities...

in catty manner? I guess I could do that.

[XemaSab]

19. It takes a big man

to totally disparage people publically.

[JVS]

20. It's so true. Few dare to hold firm to their views in this compromising..

world.

[XemaSab]

31. .

:patriot:

[JVS]

35. bless you, my child

[JVS]

15. American Bride, just like Idol.

[hippiechick]

13. ME ME ME ME ME ME !!!!!

Pick me !!! :loveya:

[ET Awful]

18. Well, the "hippie" is intriguing, it would mesh well with my deadhead

tendencies.

Hmmmm, what are your other qualifictions besides being a hippiechick? :P

[hippiechick]

21. Uhmmm ...

I like kitties, I'm tidy/don't have a problem cleaning the house and ...

I'm a kickass, intelligent, hot, redheaded liberal babe. :P

What more could you want? :evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

22. Works for me, when would you like to stop by for a personal interview?

:evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

27. Well, first I need you to loan me the $$ for a plane ticket ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4817505&mesg_id=4817505

Then I promise, I'll be on the next plane ...

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[ET Awful]

28. Buahahaha, but you would never do that to Quinn and Althea . .

me maybe, but not them! :cry:

[hippiechick]

30. I'd never do that to anyone, sweetie ....

... I'm too nice. Just ask around ... I may still have an ex- left alive, somewhere ... :evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

33. WooooHoooo, I wonder if I can figure out a way to put your ticket on

the corporate Amex :evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

38. A man after my own heart ...

:rofl: What's a corporate job for nowadays, if not to embezzle?

We're a match made in heaven! O8) :evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

39. Embezzle hell, we just write it off as a mental health related expense

It's health care!

:P

[hippiechick]

41. I see zat you haf problems vit da ticker, no ?

Dr. Hippie vill be most heppy to help vit dat. :)

[ET Awful]

43. Nah, the ticker is fine, it's the tocker I'm worried about

:evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

51. Why are we talking marriage then ?

;)

Did I mention MamaKef gave me a pair of black fur handcuffs not too long ago ?? :evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

52. Well hell honey, you just moved to the top of the list

:P

[hippiechick]

54. "Have Handcuffs, Will Travel"

:hi: O8) :hi:

[ET Awful]

55. That depends, it could be "been handcuffed, can't travel"

:evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

57. You're a bad, baaaad man ...

I LIKE it !!!

I've got a month's vacation time this year, what better way to spend it ? ;)

[ET Awful]

58. Should I start laying out the leather restraints and silk scarves?

:evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

60. heh ...

:evilgrin: tease! :P

[ET Awful]

63. Okay, how about the bananas, whipped cream, rubber pants and

fuzzy bunny slippers?

[hippiechick]

65. I was with ya' until the rubber pants ...

... if you're going to be a freak, baby, it's gotta be real leather ... :P

[ET Awful]

66. Umm, the rubber pants were for the cats

:evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

67. oh, ok then ...

... Hank and Ray are invited, too, right ?

I mean ... if we're gonna be one big happy family .... :evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

71. Of course, how I could I say no to Hank and Ray.

They're cool with kitties right?

[hippiechick]

72. They're both pretty submissive kinda guys ...

... I suspect the cats will walk all over them.

[ET Awful]

75. Quinn will rub all over them and try to be friends, Althea will hide

under the bed cowering in fright :P

[hippiechick]

78. Hank got his ass kicked by a cat once ...

... so he'll probably be under the bed hiding with (and from) Althea :)

Ray ? He'll probably ask the cats for directions to a sunny spot to take a nap.

[ET Awful]

79. Well, will this serve as an engagement ring?

:P

[hippiechick]

80. You really shouldn't have ...

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

81. Wait 'til you see what I have in store for our first anniversary

[hippiechick]

82. You really know how to spoil a girl, don't ya ?

It's gonna be so much better than my last weddin' !!

Wait ... you got all your own teeth, right? :P

[ET Awful]

85. Well, I gots most of 'em.

The ones I ain't got ain't in the front so's they don't show.

:P

[VaYallaDawg]

34. You know the old saying ....

I still miss my ex.

But my aim is improving.

[hippiechick]

37. Well, that and ...

... all the "donations" I've been accumulating from well-wishing eligible men ... have made it possible for me to hire a "professional" to get the job done right in the future.

:rofl:

Did I say that out loud? :blush: :P

[JVS]

29. Oh no!

[AwakeAtLast]

53. Believe her, she really is, and I'm female!

Did that help you out any, HC? ;)

:hi:

[hippiechick]

69. Thanks WakeMeUp!!

:hi: :hug: How's things ?

[AwakeAtLast]

76. Don't want to thread-jack but.....

Hubby is coming home for 15 day leave in two weeks!!!!

He is supposed to be home sometime in June for good!!!!


Outside of a herniated disc in my back and a nasty virus that has swollen
my throat, I'm just great! :eyes:

Really, though, all I'm focusing on is that leave. Falls right on my Spring
Break and my school is letting me use my personal day right before. Thank
goodness!

:hug: backatcha!

[hippiechick]

77. Excellent News !!

:applause: :party:

(Aside from your flu-ish bug)


O8)

[Gormy Cuss]

25. Can I just have the cats?

:+

[ET Awful]

26. NO!

I could never give up my furry pals. They love me too much, they'd be traumatized (and so would I).

:cry:

[Gormy Cuss]

44. Sorry, ET.

I already have an SO who's a deadhead and a good cook so Quinn and Althea were your added value.
:pals:

[LaurenG]

32. Well If I weren't married

I'd apply. If only because you love cats and you cook. :)

[grace0418]

36. Well your cats sure are cute but I'm already married.

That and I cook but don't clean so we'd be a bad match.

[In_The_Wind]

40. I am never getting married again.

However ~ I think you're a sweetheart! :loveya:








In addition to that ~ I'm a might too old for you.
just sayin'

[Strong Atheist]

42. You know what they say, you are as old as you feel. Physical

problems aside, I think of myself as 18-21 ...

[In_The_Wind]

45. I'm very young at heart. I'll never grow old!

I've dated men young enough to be my son. But that was never intended to become a lifelong relationship.
After all is said and done, I think I'll stay 29.

[Strong Atheist]

87. 29 huh? I think of myself younger. Well to each their own. Whoa!

Another hot babe courtesy of Joan! A butterfly gal! Thanks!

[stellanoir]

46. you need

more cat nip to counteract the flying pheromones.

[CatWoman]

47. the heck with you!! I want Quinn!!!

:D

:loveya:

[Lavender Brown]

48. As long as the application doesn't include an essay and standardized test

:shrug:

[ET Awful]

49. Nope, just a few simple questions.

:P

[Lavender Brown]

50. Well that's a relief

:P

[philosophie_en_rose]

56. Sorry. Cat allergies.

:bounce:

:P

[ET Awful]

59. Ah shucks.

:P

Sorry, the kittis and me are a package deal. :)

[purr]

61. Think ya can deal with the hairless cats?

:)

[ET Awful]

64. As long as it purrs

:P

[purr]

68. They do madly!

:P Not to mention curl up under the sheets with you at night

[ET Awful]

70. Well they'd have to share that space with Althea, she's a

blanket tunneler extraordinare

[khashka]

62. Isn't there something in the law

about Equal Opportunity Employment?

Anyway.... In the inevitable divorce...... I claim custody of the cats! So there!


Khash.

[patricia92243]

73. How old are you, anddo youhave money? :)

:)

[ET Awful]

74. Do I have money?

Who are you Anna Nicole Smith?

:P

[Madrone]

84. If we were to marry -

We'd be 2 cat lovers w/ his and her Elements in the driveway! W00t! But I need help w/ the cleaning. ;)

[ET Awful]

86. Ooooooh . . . sounds tempting.

I'd help with the cleaning I guess. I just need inspiration :)