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Tue Feb-28-06 03:58 PM
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How do you counter a question like that? I tell me female friend to answer "Are you a pig?" but that doesn't have quite the impact she was hoping for.
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:08 PM
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1. How about "Are you real?" |
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:08 PM
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3. "Is your dick real? Wow, too bad..." |
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Edited on Tue Feb-28-06 04:09 PM by hippiechick
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:11 PM
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:09 PM
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4. Wouldn't you love to know |
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:09 PM
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5. Just always answer "yes" or "no" truthfully |
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Edited on Tue Feb-28-06 04:31 PM by jpgray
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:10 PM
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You will NEVER know..." :evilgrin:
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:13 PM
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8. An older New England Aunt |
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always told us just to stare at them, never say a word just stare at them. I would probably have looked at some place on them and asked the same question about theirs.
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:16 PM
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9. "Do you have a penis, or did you just take a cold shower?" |
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Edited on Tue Feb-28-06 04:19 PM by Misunderestimator
Looking down of course.
(edited to add quotes :))
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Tue Feb-28-06 05:53 PM
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Much better than "Are you a pig?"
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:19 PM
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10. "If you will forgive me for not answering, I will forgive you asking." |
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:27 PM
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:23 PM
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Then when they repeat themselves...
"Oh, I heard you. I just can't believe you asked that."
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:24 PM
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12. Sometimes silence is the best reply |
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I'd say this was one of those moments. It'd be even more effective accompanied by an icy glare.
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:45 PM
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18. Silence like that can be excrutiating. |
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It's hard to just stare and not say anything, but if you can pull it off, it's devastatingly good!
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:55 PM
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19. I always think "What an asshole you are", without saying it... |
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The eyes will do the talking.
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Tue Feb-28-06 05:56 PM
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25. The Miss Manners method |
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I love love LOVE Miss Manners. Does she have a fan club? Her advice to responding to REALLY rude questions is just what you say: silence accompanied by the icy cold stare. I think that is indeed better than some comeback.
I always thought questions like that only happened on TV. Apparently I'm wrong. Apparently some men really are pigs.
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:25 PM
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13. "Yes. And they're SPECTACULAR" |
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:29 PM
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17. That's for when she's wearing a "look-at-my-tits" shirt |
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Tue Feb-28-06 05:57 PM
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27. But then I'd have to ask her |
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And she'd get a chance to use my own advice against me!
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:28 PM
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16. "Wanna come back to my place and see if you can guess" |
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:59 PM
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20. I would simply reply "Baby, these are all organic!" with a big smile. |
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Tue Feb-28-06 05:17 PM
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21. "More real than your manners" |
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Tue Feb-28-06 05:23 PM
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22. In World of Warcraft.... |
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One of the character types, female dwarf, has the joke, "No, they're not real, but thanks for noticing."
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Tue Feb-28-06 05:31 PM
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23. It's like the answer to "Does the carpet match the drapes?"--- |
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"You're never going to find out."
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Tue Feb-28-06 05:57 PM
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26. :You'll never know." n/t |
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Tue Feb-28-06 06:01 PM
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28. Would "Are you completely biodegradable" be better? |
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It's certainly not "body part specific." ;-)
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Tue Feb-28-06 06:07 PM
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Said while pointing at the location where his brain would be, if he had one.
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Tue Feb-28-06 06:38 PM
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30. Just stare back in mock (or real) shock. |
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A Lexus salesman asked me if I was pregnant once--I wasn't (though I had recently given birth to my son)--and I just stared back at him for what must have been an entire minute. I admit to thoroughly enjoying his visible discomfort at the gaffe and I believe he learned a lesson!
No one but my SO/lover/spouse should make anything as personal as the comment your friend or I got.
He got no commission from us--we went to another dealer and made certain the manager on duty knew why we were leaving.
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Tue Feb-28-06 08:44 PM
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31. How do I counter a question like that? |
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How do I counter a question like that?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
...wiping away tears...
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You'll have to ask someone more qualified to answer than I.
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Tue Feb-28-06 10:14 PM
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32. Just say what Teri Hatcher said on "Seinfeld" |
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They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR! :-)
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