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Mon Mar-13-06 07:34 PM
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OMG! There's a "journals" icon!! OMG! OMFG!! OMFFG!!! OMFFFG!!!! |
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Edited on Mon Mar-13-06 07:43 PM by Rabrrrrrr
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Sorry, just a very sarcastic bitch at people who don't check to see, as I did, that there are five threads just on the first page about it already.
For god's sakes.
So, to make this thread interesting, answer this question: Would you rather die by burning to death in your worst enemy's house, a fire that you set, if it means that your worst enemy dies, too; or spend a year on a deserted tropical island that miraculously has everything you need to survive comfortable for a year but also has Rush Limbaugh, who wears nothing but a thong, and its your job to wash his ass every afternoon as well as type up his memoirs which he will dictate to you?
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Mon Mar-13-06 07:38 PM
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1. Who the hell writes your material? |
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Mon Mar-13-06 07:42 PM
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Mon Mar-13-06 07:41 PM
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2. I'd pick the Island, but there *just might* be an accident involving |
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14 tonnes of falafel the first evening. Or failing that, there are a number of other 'Incidents' involving large rocks, trees, coconuts from on high, or a giant rubber sling and a piece of gorgonzola cheese.
Or I could just swim away.
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Mon Mar-13-06 08:08 PM
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7. Just tell him that there is a nice shiny box of Krispy Kreme |
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Edited on Mon Mar-13-06 08:09 PM by leeroysphits
donuts floating about 100 yards or so from shore (trust me, he can swim when he WANTS to bad enough) and let the SHARKS take care of the problem...
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Mon Mar-13-06 07:45 PM
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4. You just sit around, thinking this shit up, don't you? |
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Mon Mar-13-06 07:45 PM
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5. Well, that "house" could easily be Rush's hut... and I could make |
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a miraculous escape just as it goes up while he is still inside waiting for his first ass-washing...
:freak:
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Mon Mar-13-06 07:46 PM
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6. I'm not sure exactly what |
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would compel me to feel I needed to wash Limbaugh's ass. Nor frankly, what would prevent me from telling him to go fuck himself, preferrably on the other side of the deserted island.
But I do look forward to daily Rabrrrrrr rants on DU Journals. :hi:
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Mon Mar-13-06 08:47 PM
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That's a really, really tough one. :hurts:
I'll have to choose not to choose. I can't face either available choice. :shrug:
-Laelth
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Mon Mar-13-06 08:52 PM
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9. If you refuse to choose, then your fate is thus: |
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You shall be the sole repository for the wit and wisdom of Bill O'Reilly, and you shall never die.
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Mon Mar-13-06 09:10 PM
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OK, OK, I'll take the fire ... :scared:
:rofl:
-Laelth
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Mon Mar-13-06 08:52 PM
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10. Burning to death, definitely |
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Mon Mar-13-06 08:53 PM
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Mon Mar-13-06 09:02 PM
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12. No, I just do not have a strong stomach! |
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Mon Mar-13-06 09:19 PM
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A freeper could take that for years and years, because as we all know, every one of them, except the ones who had anal polyps or asthma or "other priorities", served in the military with incredible and great heroics that saved America from communism, except the ones who fragged themselves (accidentally or intentionally), were incontinent, or who served stateside (or didn't show up at all) because their dads were rich or whatever.
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Mon Mar-13-06 09:23 PM
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15. I prefer to be called demonrat or feminazi |
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Tue Mar-14-06 07:37 AM
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16. How about I call you mini-Hitlery? |
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Tue Mar-14-06 05:11 PM
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except I believe I am taller than Hitler was!
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Tue Mar-14-06 07:44 AM
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17. It is ghostly looking, that journals thing at the top of the page |
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I'm scared of it. It just showed up out of nowhere. :scared:
I'll take the island. Rush would disappear by lunchtime of the first day, and I would have peace and quiet and palm trees all to myself.
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Tue Mar-14-06 07:46 AM
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18. Dang, I was just gonna post it looks like a ghost journal! |
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Haaaaunted journals! Weird. Okaybye.
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Tue Mar-14-06 07:56 AM
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You have to get up pretty early to beat redwitch to the punch! ( I love punch, yum!) :hi:
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Tue Mar-14-06 07:47 AM
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So, if I'm readin' you right, Rush dies in the first scenario, but in the second one, I'm washin' his butt and typin' his memoirs?
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Tue Mar-14-06 07:51 AM
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20. To answer your question give me a match. |
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Edited on Tue Mar-14-06 07:51 AM by DanCa
Why do I think Sean Hannity's suits are highly flammable? Hmmm fire pretty - Hannity bad.
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Tue Mar-14-06 05:16 PM
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23. So are you going to put this post on your journal? |
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