The Best of 'Misunderstood song lyrics'

[KurtNYC]

K D Lang "Constant Craving " / "God Save Gravy"

Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "Bush Is Scary"

Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" / "Totally, Clips of the Heart"

Kenny Rogers "Lucille" / "You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel. 400 children and a crop in the fields"

Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" / "Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!"

John Mellencamp "Authority Song" / "I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins"

Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" / "Grape skins rot in the hot sun"

Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road"

Billy Joel "You May Be Right" / "You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"

Knack "My Sharona" / "Mice Aroma"

Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" / "We can all lose that number"

Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"

Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"

Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" / "The girl with colitis goes by"

Beatles "Paperback Writer" / "Pay for that Chrysler"

Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" / "Calling a trout"

Police "Message In A Bottle" / "I'll send an SOS to the squirrel"

Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "Aspirins into my cereal bowl"

Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" / "I want a piece of date bread"

Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" / "Call the Coast Guard" (say what?)

Monkees "Daydream Believer" / "Cheer obscene bikinis"

Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

Beatles "Lady Madonna" / "Knee deep in donuts"

Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" / "I like smoking ice cream"

Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" / "Midnight after you're wasted"

Beach Boys "California Girls" / "I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross"

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" / "There's a bathroom on the right"

Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" / "Baking carrot biscuits"

Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"

Ace of Base "All That She Wants" / "All that she wants is another bagel"

Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" / "Pineapples in Flight"

MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says"

Van McCoy "The Hustle" / "Use the hacksaw!"

Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"

Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" / "She's got 30 days to die"

Bob Seger "Night Moves" / "Working on a knife wound"

J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" / "Flea Spray"

Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"

Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"

Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" / "All those Parrot Eyes"

Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" / "Everybody's got a hungry horse"

now, 'scuse me while I kiss this guy....