Once again it's time for YOUR FAVORITE JESUS

[Taverner]

from a movie or TV show....

[Ariana Celeste]

1. South park Jesus

:thumbsup:

[NJ Democrats]

19. Yes, Go South Park Jesus

[DS1]

2. Let me tell you something, pendejo

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

[Taverner]

3. HAHAHAHAH

NOBODY fucks with the JESUS!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

5. Ah, Jesus with his disciple Liam.

[Fenris]

7. "What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit?"

"I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

[cemaphonic]

10. Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Best line reading of Jeff Bridges career.

[robertpaulsen]

20. Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[ET Awful]

4. You forgot

Buddy Jesus



:woohoo:




OH, and Jesus on the swing from Family Guy :P

[deadparrot]

14. Buddy Christ!

:loveya:

[MountainLaurel]

6. My Personal Jesus

Hear the bass line?

[Deep13]

8. My-yyy-yy-yy-y-y temple should be (pause)...

...a house of prayer. (pause) But you have ma-a-a-ade it a denofthieves! Get ouuuut Get out!

JC Superstar starring Ted Neely. Saw him and Carl Anderson in Cleveland during a revival (no pun intended) a few years ago.

[Laelth]

9. Extreme Jesus

Courtesy of mopaul

All Hail the NEW and improved EXTREME JESUS!

That's right folks, jesus is now 'EXTREME JESUS', he's hip, he's modern, and he's not bogged down by old fashioned mamby pamby feel goodism, EXTREME JESUS approves of mass slaughter. fuck all that turn the other cheekism and do unto othersism, EXTREME JESUS says do unto others FIRST and then they'll never do unto you.

EXTREME JESUS says, suffer the little children to die in the dirt, and suffer them to starve to death if not bombed. if children don't know jesus, like in muslim lands, then fuck them, EXTREME JESUS is ours exclusively, our children will know him and grow fat and lazy.

EXTREME JESUS says all other religions must leave america real soon or be oppressed or worse. EXTREME JESUS has no time to dick around with you if you are not on the ball and in the war wagon. EXTREME JESUS says, spread the gospel, and build mc donalds every half mile, and taketh away the oil and land of the non believers.

EXTREME JESUS says fuck all of you who don't get in line and pray for him alone. and fuck all those other religions and fuck all those other people, fucketh em all.

:rofl:

-Laelth

[LynneSin]

11. Only one Jesus for me and that's: Buddy Jesus!

[maveric]

12. "Supply Side Jesus"

or Gun Totin Jesus.

[SKKY]

13. Jesus Jones. You've gotta admit, "Right Here, Right Now"...

...is a catchy-ass tune!

[no name no slogan]

18. Saw them on that tour in 1989

They weren't bad, considering how chezzy they were

[hippiechick]

15. Jebus, how sexy can he get?!?

Is that sacrilege? :hide:

[Draill]

16. What about

Chocolate Jesus?

[Lilith Velkor]

17. The Ninja Messiah, of course!