UCLA02
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Fri Mar-31-06 10:50 PM
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Official "Just how could Basic Instinct 2 have sucked worse?" thread |
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Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 10:53 PM by UCLA02
I had hoped it would be so bad that it would be as campy/corny/edgy/satirical as the first one.
But it was just bad. Way bad.
(And I paid 11 bucks to see it at the Arclight, for a matinee(!), to boot.)
They say a sucker is born every minute...this one was born at 4:16am almost 33 yrs ago...
Anybody else have the (dis)pleasure of seeing this shite?
EDIT-Spelling like a Freeper tonite.
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Fri Mar-31-06 10:51 PM
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I could have warned you, if you had asked me.
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UCLA02
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Fri Mar-31-06 10:53 PM
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2. The trailer was better... |
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Especially the "unrated" trailer.
But you're on the right track, even after seeing the trailer I still wanted to see it.
I'm a sucker for the campy movies, Esterhaus(sp?) is a hoot (even though I knew he had nothing to do with this one) and I still wanted to see it. I got what I deserved, methinks.
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Fri Mar-31-06 11:35 PM
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9. I thought the trailer was hilarious |
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It reminded me of the episode on the Simpson's in which Chief Wiggums is interrogating Grounds keeper Willie. Willie, seen from behind, is seated and wearing a kilt. He uncrosses and re-crosses his legs, leading Wiggums to threaten to shoot him should he do that again!
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Fri Mar-31-06 10:55 PM
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3. Are you asking how we can make the movie worse? |
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If so, I understand Sharon Stone gets to munch on the lips of another actress in BI2. She's been known to do that from time to time.
Plot twist: Her lesbian lover could turn out to be a MAN, baby! Cue music from The Crying Game at this point...
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Fri Mar-31-06 10:57 PM
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Oh, sorry... That was Austin Powers
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UCLA02
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Fri Mar-31-06 11:38 PM
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10. Just as intolerable to watch. |
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Fri Mar-31-06 10:58 PM
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5. I didn't mean it that way... |
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Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 10:58 PM by UCLA02
But that could be a fun thread: Plot twists that make the movie suck even worse than it did!
You've got us off to a good start.
Thanks! ;-)
mild SPOILER below, kinda...
(And no, not even any of that stuff this time, we got talk of it, but nothing near what would be necessary to redeem this piece-o-shit.)
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Fri Mar-31-06 11:09 PM
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6. Bill Hicks must be spinning in his grave... |
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"Saw a movie called Basic Instinct. Now Bill's quick capsule review: Piece of shit. If I was in that test audience the only one who would have been outside protesting would have been Michael Douglas demanding his part be put back in."
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Fri Mar-31-06 11:32 PM
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8. "...and then the credits rolled!" |
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I know, I know - just sharing enough info to let you know I'm in on the joke without getting the whole thing locked. :evilgrin:
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Fri Mar-31-06 11:25 PM
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7. It could be starring Barbara Bush, Sr. |
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