Forget the Booze, Which DUer Would You Most Like To Roll A Fatty With?

[THUNDER HANDS]

You can choose anyone, but I'd be honored if you wanted to roll a fatty with this magic ratty.

:D

[youngred]

1. any and all comers

methinks

[burythehatchet]

55. is that teh genesis of your name? Red?

[youngred]

71. no it wasn't

but I guess it works too


third meaning for my sn :-)

[ComerPerro]

79. Does that mean me?

ComerPerro.

Lame joke

[arcane1]

2. come on out to Cali

I'll smoke out any DUer :evilgrin:

:smoke:

[burythehatchet]

58. he he - you're on my buddy list

NorCal or SoCal?...I always wanted to travel into BC...Is it as sweet as I've heard?

[arcane1]

75. No Cal

and BC was pretty sweet the one time I went there... had to be dragged back to the states, kicking and screaming, lol

:evilgrin:

[45th Med]

3. Yea, I'd smoke a big fat one with ya1

You seem like a cool guy to smog out!

[Meshuga]

91. Let's do it! I'm almost at post # 420!

[rbnyc]

4. OK,

I seriously expect my name to come up in this thread.

If it doesn't get locked first.

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. locked? We're just talking about herbal cigarettes

:evilgrin:

[rbnyc]

9. Of course.

Then I guess there's no need to mention that I'm known in several states as Rene "Hog's Leg" Bouchard.

[arcane1]

12. whoah... I haven't heard "hog leg" in years!

Ever since I left VA

ah, the nostalgia...

[flama]

43. Legs seem to be mentioned about the women in our family

My father decided he was going to marry your grandmother the first time he saw her legs. Hog Leg, eh? That's probably a first in the family history. My nickname once was just "Legs."

BTW, you're my choice for the answer to this question. Want me to make nachos or chocolate chip cookies? We could spend wonderful hours contemplating the meaning of life and the hope for survival of mankind. Maybe we could write some sterling lyrics. ;-)

:loveya:

Ma

[burythehatchet]

59. Buddy List - Added!

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Now THIS thread is more my speed!

I'll share some primo Tennessee orange hair with you MR. Rat...

And if Jenna Bush REALLY is a DUer, then, here, take a hit, Jenna....

Does Screaming Lord Byron toke up? If so, I'll gladly share my herb with him.

[slackdude]

11. I'd smoke up with anybody....

Who has Zappa, Bob Pollard and the Minutemen in their post!

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Here you go, baby!

(passes to left, holds nose)

[Zuni]

62. Screaming Lord Byron

He is a cool cat. I like him.

[dolo amber]

7. I can't do the weed

Because...well, franky I'm quite weird enough without any assistance. :P

Actually, I tend to think WAY too much and end up having anxiey attacks about ebola becoming airborne or a pencil becoming posessed and flying into my eyeball or something. :-\

[arcane1]

8. lol

know where I can score some of that?

:evilgrin:

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Those are perfectly legitimate fears.

Stoned or not.

[Padraig18]

10. You, of course,and MuseRider!

:hi:

[Capn Sunshine]

13. where do these fatties hang out? Krispy Creme?

what do we do after we roll these mugs?

[short bus president]

32. this could quickly devolve

into a nasty discussion of what we'd roll them in, as well. Best not to even bring it up. ;-)

[Tharesa]

14. Tharesa have a long list of wild unknown DU smokers.

T or C
tedrex
thatchmo
t34gib
t3pison
taria
Truimph

:smoke:

[SmileyBoy]

16. "Gimme a pound of that Swedish Cheeba."

-Sir Smokes-a-Lot from "Half Baked"

[Zuni]

61. sweetest shiba

That will be 9600 Dollars

[blm]

17. No doubt about it.....it would be

a roundtable with thebigidea, nsma, Tinoire, PurityOfEssence, Skittles, ASchwarzenegger, Gbnc, and uh oh...there are just too many to name.

[Tinoire]

64. You name the place... I'll provide the...

necessities ;) I would do it in a heart-beat because hey! That's my crowd but I have tons more to add! Forkboy to keep us rolling over in laughter all night, Indiana Green to cheer us on about how messed up our game plan has been, Sangh0 to keep us all in order before we drift too far to Nader Left (NSMA can help her there), Classical Liberal to keeo us all focused on what's really going on behind the scenes, Wndycty to keep us all just focused period... Oh yes and like you, I have to shut up now. The list is so long that Iknow I'm forgetting some of my favorite posters


Oh yeah... And don't forget Sasquatch... Young but boy does he have stories to tell... And John Kleeb who has a heart of absolute gold- he can hang out with Darranar and they can swap stories about Israel/Palestine and Yugoslavia/America.

And the entire time "WhoCountsTheVotes" can count... As Feanorcurufinwe comes in with some biting, well-reasoned comments. Say-what can help count making sure right-wing votes end up, well you know where, and Mr SoundandVision making sure we see where they went (no freebies for Clark!).

No, this post must end now because I am remembering all the others I want to roll a big fat one with like Hedda_Foil and Madfloridian and CodeNamedD and Seventhson. Aw shit and JNeslon and DAMN! the list isn't even started but already just too damn long!

And we haven't even started on my local DU friends like Arcane1, Terwilliger, HellHathNoFury, ProudPatriot, RichM, Noiretblu etc (damn shoot me now) or the ones a little further southin CA.

It would have to be one HUGE, FAT, FRESH ONE!!!!

[thebigidea]

92. we'd either cause a revolution or get zombified in front of some B movie

[Cooley Hurd]

19. I smoke with you all every night!

*cough* here... pass it on *COUGH!* Don't bogart it...

[arcane1]

22. that, my friend, is a damned good point

:smoke:

though I spend so much spare work tie here that it does not always apply...

and hell I've lost count of the # of DUers I've partied with IRL, in some way or another...

[sistersofmercy]

36. "Don't...

bogart the joint, my friend." hehe, been a while but I heard a band last year that did that song!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

20. youngred

bwahahaha. Because I know he can get the stuff, and I trust him not to leave me out on the street stoned.

in addition to several other DUers as I see fit

[JohnKleeb]

25. same

[foxy]

21. 1a2b3c

:hi:

[KittyWampus]

23. "Roll A Fatty" Is That A Euphemism For Something Dirty?

Or a politically incorrect way to torture someone who is over weight?

[THUNDER HANDS]

24. think Cheech and Chong

[Elidor]

26. MoPaul

If he were still here or I were in St. Louis.

[SiobhanClancy]

27. Anybody at all,but...

especially the one who is Amsterdam right now:)

[jonnyblitz]

67. hey i am in Amsterdam rollin one now!!

:hi:

[henslee]

28. I am vaporizing a chunk of chronic as we speak....

[catzies]

47. I'm getting a vaporizer for Christmas.

High time I did.

[henslee]

53. Whoo hooo!

[kanrok]

29. In my old neighborhood, that's what we call

robbing Rush Limbaugh.

[KG]

30. now ya talking!

much prefer herbal remedy! :smoke:

[Whitacre D_WI]

31. I stopped smoking cheeba...

...when I realized what I did when I was stoned:

1) Eat a lot of junk food.
2) Watch TV.
3) Laugh at VERY inappropriate times.
4) Go to sleep.


I do that SOBER. I decided it was unwise for me to spend money and risk incarceration in order to, well, act like I normally do.

So I drink, God help me. I drink.

[SmileyBoy]

34. Those are EXACTLY the things I did in high school.

And I didn't smoke the chronic, either.

Whenever I went to Taco Bell in those days, I would almost buy out the whole store.

[flama]

41. I raise my glass to you

Since it's Friday and random drug tests are everywhere.

Cheers! (?)

[Habibi]

50. I suggest a combination

You won't know yourself, hence, you will have more fun.

[shanti]

86. hmmm, never thought of it that way before

way to mess up a good buzz, dude! :hi:

[sistersofmercy]

33. I'd be love to roll a fatty with you, Magic Rat!

Hey why not I gave you a spank earlier today on a thread!

[sleipnir]

35. How about the Commander in Thief!!!!

or just toke up with my two favorie muppets





Damn funny site with a lot of great art...really funny art too, smoke a bowl and enjoy, Sleipnir's personal instructions!!!

[THUNDER HANDS]

38. personally I think that joint should be in Ernie's mouth

Bert strikes me as more of a drinker than a smoker. :D

[sleipnir]

40. Dude, Ernie just took two massive hits of of my Cat in the Hat Bong....

He's more than chill...

Look, you can even see the "pot lip" starting to curl up on him!!!

He's baked

[shanti]

87. ctfu!

you crazy!

[greatauntoftriplets]

37. Same one I want to have a beer with....

...who shall stil remain nameless.

[Ellen Forradalom]

39. 'Roll a fattie'? You mean steal Rush's wallet

while he's all strung out on OxyContin?

[LincolnMcGrath]

42. members only

[Arbustosux]

44. Roll a fatty?

is that another way of saying having sex with an overweight person?

[HEyHEY]

89. Sounds like muggin an overwight person to me

[kodi]

45. catwoman and ulysses, they be way cool

next atlanta du meet-up, we's doin' the ganja'

[burythehatchet]

46. Damn - it took me 25 minutes to post

and then I forgot what I ws going to say

[kodi]

48. damn man i been waitin' on my connection all night.

scrapin' the bottom of the bag all day...and that pipe resin gives me a headache too.

:smoke:

[THUNDER HANDS]

49. i hear you

I'm in the same bind. Maybe tomorrow hopefully.

[kodi]

52. waitin' on a miracle, but until then, a jug of merlot will suffice

ya' know, when i was movin' weight back 15 years ago, i never, ever was without, but even then i knew this time would happen, its the way karma works.

just wish i had stored some of my blood up then. it was probably 5% T

# 1 source got busted a month ago, and recently i've had to go to plan B.

[Zuni]

65. I remember the days when

I was never without. I never sold, but I knew so many people who did that I always had a stash. I even secreted away dime bags for those 'rainy days' when it was hard to find. It always worked.

[jonnyblitz]

68. that's what is great about being in Amsterdam...

you just go to the coffee shop and choose which "flavor" you want to buy when you run out.

[piece sine]

70. damn!

'Rat, I'd enjoy bonging myself back to the stone age with you and a bunch of folks already posting here. I haven't rolled a fatty in a long time; doobies waste too much bud. TokeMasters get every last molecule and the only smoke is what you exhale.

Ran into some kind bud last night; we sat a sushi bar afterward. A fine time, indeed, but what a expensive evening! Yikes! (Next time I take the screaming munchies to a sushi bar, I'm inviting George Soros along.....)

[THUNDER HANDS]

72. dude I have a 2' one

It's awesome. And you're right about the fatties. I don't roll them either, too much wasted smoke. :D

[piece sine]

73. great minds think alike!

Since my lib/Dem-leaning law firm would never make me or my colleagues pee in bottles, I'm a weekend party animal. I've totally cut-out tobacco in the past 2 years (except for celebratory cigars)and I watch what I eat and I work those abs at the gym, so I'm on a modified vice diet: All the sex, kind bud and fine wines that I can handle (preferably all three at the same time)....with a little poker & black jack when I'm near a casino.

[Blue_Tires]

51. lol

<-------- Vacuum lungs!

[opihimoimoi]

56. Sending some super shit from the Islands for the deprived

No bongs, they got Tommy in the slammer

[burythehatchet]

54. Any British Columbia boys up in heah?

[CanuckAmok]

85. Yuppers...

Decriminalised heaven for those who partake...

Sadly, I don't partake, so it's wasted on me :shrug:

Tell ya what...let me come to the US and use your '04 Vote, and you can comer up to my place and twist one up with impunity!

[HEyHEY]

88. me too

I don't rock the gange though

[Eroshan]

57. That person would be you Ratboy

[Zuni]

60. I'll go hit for hit with anyone here!

When I was a bit younger I could marathon smoke the sweet stuff. Anyone ever in MD, hit me up. We'll get blitzed in my lair and watch MST3K tapes. Any DUers are always welcome.

[Arwennick]

63. It makes me cough

So I cough a lot.:smoke:

Fat and sappy
makes this pappy
happy

[Khephra]

66. You'll never see me rolling a fatty with anyone here

Because I'm a pipe man.

:evilgrin:

[VOX]

69. Right on, keph -- eliminate the middleman, as it were...

Let's hear it for *pure* combustion!

:toast:

[ldf]

74. and khephra

would be my first choice to share with.

[grannylib]

76. Not picky in the least....anyone will do

[truthspeaker]

77. any and all of you

and I'm insulted I haven't been mentioned in this thread yet! Guess it's because I'm still new.

Here, hit this and pass it:

<///////////////#

[arcane1]

78. so many names, so few neurons...

heck I can't even keep track of the names of all the DUers I've actually met in person! :silly:


arcane1

hits, passes.... to the LEFT!!!! :bounce:

[davsand]

80. I'm not on anybody's radar it seems.

And I KNOW some of you know me better than that!! Life in altered estates--there are worse fates!

Laura

[stevedeshazer]

81. I'd be honored

to share a fatty w/you.

You're still on the ol' radar...;-)

[davsand]

83. I'll make a date with you!

The day that a Dem is inagurated into the Whitehouse and Ole Whistleass leaves DC forever, I will meet you in DC and we will smoke till it is gone. I want to invite any and all of the Evil DUers to join us!

Pax,

Laura

[Overkil]

82. Gotta be Mr Benchley

[DrWeird]

84. 'Sup, mind if I smoke some weed witch choo?

Got a Swisher Sweet all hollowed out.

[grannylib]

90. I used to roll "joints" from pencil shavings and put them in the jock's

lockers on the day of locker inspections (just poke 'em through the little vents, and they fall right out the minute you open the door, hee hee) and of course they couldn't get in trouble, really, but the looks on their faces were always SO priceless...ROFLMAO hee hee