>>>NO SEX SINCE 1955

[madokie]

>>>A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by
a
>>>local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young,

>>>idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
>>>Major for conversation.
>>>
>>>She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious
>>>man. Is something bothering you?"
>>>
>>>"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by
nature."
>>>
>>>The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
looks
>>>like you have seen a lot of action."
>>>
>>>The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>>>
>>>The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You
>>>know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>>>
>>>The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>>>
>>>Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
the
>>>wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>>>
>>>The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
>>>
>>>She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and
quit

>>>taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She
took
his
>>>hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax"
him

>>>several times.
>>>
>>>Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
chest
and
>>>said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
>>>
>>>The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact

>>>voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
>>>
>>>
>>>I LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME !!!!
>>>
>>>

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. L. O.---fucking---. L

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