Sannum
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:27 PM
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Um...why have helicopters been flying over Chicago in the past 30 minutes? |
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Edited on Sat Apr-01-06 12:27 PM by Sannum
Am I right to be suspicious?
I don't mean to be a conspiracy nut, but with the shit hitting the fan in the Bush Crime Family, indictments flying, and approval ratings in the toilet, this strikes me as a possible scouting mission to make sure certain levels of "freedom and loyalty" are upheld. It seems to be that a MIHOP on the Sears or Hancock, or god forbid the subway would make all of little George's problems go away. I hope I am wrong. Now I am hearing sirens...Fuck.
I used to laugh at conspiracy theories. Now I am afraid some of them were right all along.
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:31 PM
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1. They're scouting the area so they can launch a massive napalm strike |
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Edited on Sat Apr-01-06 12:32 PM by TheFriendlyAnarchist
to blame on the Communists. DUH!:eyes:
:P
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Sannum
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:34 PM
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When something horrible happens, You can all go "Oh my god, that nutty chick was right";)
Since Bush was given the election, the way I think has changed.
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:32 PM
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2. That's just helicopters' way of showing they love you. |
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:35 PM
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4. If they loved me, they would shut the fuck up so I could have a quiet day. |
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:39 PM
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5. They just make so much noise because they're insecure. |
leftofthedial
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Sat Apr-01-06 01:25 PM
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6. black UN helicopters are flying to the repuke suburbs |
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where they will land in back yards, take away good patriot's guns and force their wives to have abortions, all while indoctrinating their children with the homosexual agenda.
nothing to worry about.
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Sannum
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Sat Apr-01-06 01:58 PM
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Will the wives get toasters for becoming lesbians? That is standard operating procedure usually:P
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Sat Apr-01-06 03:30 PM
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9. all lesbians get toasters |
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Sat Apr-01-06 02:59 PM
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8. Maybe they are using some kind of weird |
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brainwave altering technology to make us Bush loyalists.
If that is the case, is it working Sannum?
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Sat Apr-01-06 03:54 PM
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10. It's spring - the "ghetto birds" are migrating north for the summer... |
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That's what we called those police helicopters that fly over your house at night with spotlights looking (?harrassing?) for lord knows what in the middle of the night. Used to happen all the time in my hood...
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