A Sci-Fi original movie: SS DOOMTROOPER!!!!!

[Fenris]

http://www.scifi.com/ssdoomtrooper/

In the last days of World War II, an allied strike team goes behind enemy lines to destroy the Nazis' secret weapon. But they soon learn the Nazis haven't invented the Bomb — they've created a monster. Corin Nemec (Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Stargate SG-1) and Ben Cross (Chariots of Fire) star.

WORLD PREMIERE: Saturday, April 1, at 9/8C

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Make sure you watch the preview movie on the Sci Fi homepage. :rofl:

[theophilus]

1. Sounds like Hellboy meets Beowulf.

Back avay from zee teevee, schnell!

[hyphenate]

2. What's funny is

the inside joke, as Corin Nemec's character is named........Parker Lewis.

[NewJeffCT]

17. I saw one like that before

All the soldiers were named after famous sci-fi authors - Zelazny, Lovecraft, etc.

[Deja Q]

3. In three words:

Act. Of. Desperation.

[malmapus]

4. Saw the previews last night and it got my usual reaction

"oh great...ANOTHER Sci Fi original movie"

[CatholicEdHead]

7. That was also my first thought when seeing the previews

These SciFi "originals" make most B-Grade fare seem like Oscar material.

Though there is not much to watch on SciFi anymore until October. July might be worth it but maybe not.

[malmapus]

12. Yeah, I just wish Sci Fi would take the money they use to make

some of this crap and put it towards getting better shows. Maybe bring Farscape back hehe.

I swear it feels like every other week, it's some huge animal, dinosaur or bug that runs around eatting people (with Dean Cain!).

[DS1]

5. This sounds lifted from Return to Castle Wolfenstein

[Fenris]

8. Yeah, but without the catacomb levels

[DS1]

9. I hated those goddamn levels

Note to Game Developers

ZOMBIES ARE NOT INTERESTING, NOR ARE THEY FUN TO KILL ( AGAIN )

[Fenris]

10. Also, it would have helped if they had added a little more light.

I kept having to turn the brightness way up to see anything. That of course means the developers could spend less time working on complex textures or detailed shadows. Which is probably why that level never seemed to end.

[Orsino]

6. It's a cross between Hellboy...

...and the smell of ass.

They fight crime.

[AlienGirl]

11. Are there snakes on the doomtrooper?

[Terran]

13. Well, it sounds better than...

"Mansquito". I love the sci-fi channel but they need to quit wasting money on these horrible "original" productions.

[Deja Q]

14. "Mansquito" - isn't that the name of

a gay male porno flick?

:yoiks:

[NewJeffCT]

16. the worst one I saw was

Some movie with C Thomas Howell as a fascist corporate stooge leading some mission to Mars... David "Baywatch" Chokachi was some sort of burned out Han Solo type pilot. They got to Mars to interrupt some civil war that was deciding whether to destroy earth or come in peace.

It was painfully boring, too.

[NewJeffCT]

15. damn, I missed it

sounds so bad it will be fun to watch!

[sundog]

18. so?

how was it?

i know you sat there with popcorn last night

[Fenris]

19. It was horrible.

Not even laughably bad.

:sadfuck: