Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

dolo amber just hit me in the face with a tub of margarine.

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:02 PM
Original message
dolo amber just hit me in the face with a tub of margarine.
Hard.

I can't believe I'm going to have a fucking shiner from margarine.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:03 PM
Response to Original message
1. No shit...not even real butter.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:05 PM
Response to Reply #1
3. LOL!
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:05 PM
Response to Original message
2. Did you deserve it?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:07 PM
Response to Original message
4. Were you asking for it?
I bet you were dressed in a way that just screamed "hit me in the face with a tub of margarine!"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
CarpeDiebold Donating Member (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:19 PM
Response to Original message
5. i bet she's...buttering you up...cuz she needs to buy something
:D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:31 PM
Response to Original message
6. Yikes!
Right or left eye? Are you icing it yet?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:40 PM
Response to Original message
7. Did she steal it at St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast?
:D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:43 PM
Response to Original message
8. Next you're gonna tell us you fell down the stairs.
Edited on Sun Apr-02-06 08:43 PM by SouthoftheBorderPaul
Get help, Hedges. Please.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:47 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. I ran into the door.
:cry:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:49 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. Silly you.
You're so clumsy!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 09:29 PM
Response to Original message
11. I told you not to fuck with me, punk
:grr:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 10:39 PM
Response to Original message
12. heheh...you have butter face.
I'd still do ya.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 26th 2024, 08:55 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC