Which one of you jokers gave my email address

[Heidi]

to Happenstances M. Phoneme? He or she sent me about 50 emails this morning. :grr:

[KitchenWitch]

1. I think it was Crazy Guggenheim!

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

2. I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm afraid to open these emails from Happenstances M. Phoneme. They *might* be spam. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

3. I agree with Kitchey. It's gotta be Crazy Guggenheim

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Heidi]

4. _Perhaps_ he deserves a fair trial, though.

How much do you charge to be on a jury, gf? :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Fees vary, depending on the defendant

With Crazy, hmmmmm. I think the price will be pretty high! :evilgrin:

[bridgit]

6. ppfftt, count me out...

:hoitytoityemoticondudeshakingheadwitheyesclosed:

[Heidi]

7. Huh?

:didisaysomethingtopissbridgitoff?:

[bridgit]

8. of this action dear, it's far too early here to be so reasonable sorry...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4975995&mesg_id=4975995

[Heidi]

9. I guess I'm missing something.

I got about 50 spam emails this morning, all from the person mentioned in my first post, so I made a thread about it. Sorry to have offended. :(

[bridgit]

10. who the hell IS: M. Phoneme?

i, for one = therefore "count me out", have not given your email to anyone...oh...i get it...it's 'a lounge thang'...well, that's what i get for living on this continent; i am by definition so detached from what is really happening :cry:

[Heidi]

13. It was a joke, bridgit.

The emails I got were obviously spam, because at the same time I also received Cialis "offers" from Happenstances M. Phoneme, Sneers K. Nantucket, Precision H. Dreamlike, Existence I. Syndicate and Lowes H. Overindulged. :rofl:

[bridgit]

16. a joke, how humorous, if you get any from: Mike Hunt Fragrances...

be sure to give me a call

[Heidi]

17. That one I'd understand.

Because I'm so obtuse, I had to ask someone to explain the Mike Hunt references to me a few months ago. Sorry if I upset you, gf.

[bridgit]

19. no dear, everything is fine, i was just concerned, genuinely, that...

someone here 'actually had' given your e-dress out and i was prepared to call a pow-wow of the northern tribes to determine the next course of action on your behalf that's all no big deal

http://www.warmsprings.com

[Heidi]

20. I'm dumb as a rock sometimes, bridgit.

And "that other thread" has made me uneasy, queasy and unfocused. I hate public bloodlettings. :cry:

[bridgit]

22. look what i can do...

you prolly mean this thread huh http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4972844&mesg_id=4972844 i know...very upsetting :scared:

[Heidi]

23. I love you, bridgit.

And I _needed_ to see that photo. :rofl: :spray:

Hey, it's beer:30! Jump on the Concord and join me, wouldja? :hug:

[texanwitch]

12. It wasn't me.

I just got up.

[crispini]

11. Awesome name.

Although I think I like just 'Happenstance' better, in the singular.

[Heidi]

14. I also received

introductory Cialis orders from Sneers K. Nantucket, Precision H. Dreamlike, Existence I. Syndicate and Lowes H. Overindulged. :rofl: I don't know where the spammers come up with these names, but they're a hoot. :spray:

[crispini]

15. Randomizer, I bet.

Sneers K. Nantucket would be a great villain.

[no name no slogan]

18. DRAT! Sneers K. Nantucket stole my lunch money!

That Commie Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[In_The_Wind]

21. Not me!

[EstimatedProphet]

24. Did you say Happenstances M. Phoneme?

That guy owes me money!

[Strong Atheist]

25. At least it wasn't

Mike Hunt....

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