smirkymonkey
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Mon Apr-03-06 01:21 PM
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"From this day on, the official language of the US will be Swedish... |
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...Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"
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Mon Apr-03-06 01:27 PM
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Donald Rumsfeld gir Presidenten hans daglig briefing. Han konkluderer ved ordspråk: "Igår, 3 Brazilian soldater drepte."
"Å INGEN!" Presidenten utbryter. "Det er forferdelig!"
Hans stab sitter bedøvet på denne utstilling av følelse, nervøst vokte da Presidenten sitter, hode i hender.
Til slutt, Presidenten slår opp og spør, "hvor mange er en brazillion?"
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Mon Apr-03-06 01:54 PM
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But points for effort. :D
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Mon Apr-03-06 01:57 PM
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3. There pretty much the same aren't they? |
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Yeah, stupid Free Translations didn't have English to Swedish. :(
(and if my 100% Norwegian great-grandmother were alive today, she'd cuff me upside the head for saying Swedish and Norwegian were the same thing)
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Mon Apr-03-06 02:00 PM
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But they are pretty similar. My Swedish grandparents would be cuffing me upside the head for the same thing. :D
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Mon Apr-03-06 02:09 PM
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6. That's right. The a with the circle-thingy above it throws me |
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I also have a Swedish great-grandparent on that side of the family, too, which does not help matters. But that's what you get, being from Minnesota.
Maybe I should call Sugar Smack's dad. He speaks not only Norwegian and Swedish, but Icelandic and a dozen or so other languages. He'd probably have better Sven and Ole jokes too, for that matter. :silly:
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Mon Apr-03-06 03:13 PM
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Mon Apr-03-06 03:19 PM
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9. Ja, Jeg tror deres stor-bestemor er retter |
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Norsk og Dansk på den annen side, er enda en spørsmål...
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Mon Apr-03-06 02:04 PM
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5. Håll käften din jävel! |
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Mon Apr-03-06 03:04 PM
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7. Can I have some swedish fish with that? |
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Mon Apr-03-06 07:22 PM
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11. Only if you finish your meatballs first.... |
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Mon Apr-03-06 06:25 PM
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10. Anybody know where that quote is from? |
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And no, it's not George W. Bush, nor is it Dag Hammerskjold.
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Mon Apr-03-06 08:11 PM
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12. I'm tired of dese here United States. I tink I go home to Minnesoota. |
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