Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery

[The Straight Story]

Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery

POSTED: 1:43 pm EDT April 5, 2006

PHILADELPHIA -- A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense.

Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Pa., mailed the explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams said in court filings.

But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

"You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons," Ortiz said.


http://www.local6.com/news/8486526/detail.html

[miss_american_pie]

1. How many times

do we have to tell y'all size doesn't matter? :eyes:

[RedCloud]

2. One size fits all?

He only made it to 30 CMs, well under the national average according to my confidential sources at the Harvard Lampoon...

[miss_american_pie]

3. Erm

Umm.

No idea how to respond without locking the thread. ;)

[In_The_Wind]

4. Should we assume the surgery was a failure?

not big enough :shrug: doesn't work anymore


what

[RedCloud]

5. Yes, It turned out all cockeyed!

Boy each day I just get a little bit more :blush: at what ...

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

10. Seems like I've heard that word before in reference about a err ah member.

:hi:

[The Straight Story]

11. I think he came up a little short, and his wife got short end of the stick

I wonder if any one ever goes and gets their size reduced?

[In_The_Wind]

14. In answer to your thoughts:

I seriously doubt if anyone has gone in for a reduction however sometimes it would be a good idea.

[edbermac]

6. He should have bought one of those pumps for $49.95...

:silly:

[Dolomite]

7. Jesus! What's with the daisy?

You wouldn't even find flowers in "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!"
by Austin Powers.

[edbermac]

8. Beats me...

No pun intended...:rofl:

[pinniped]

9. Somone set us up the bomb.

Hey, if a regular conventional explosive device is now considered a WMD, then Sadaam was guilty!

This says it all.

[texas1928]

12. It's because now when he grabs it like a baseball bat.

He pissed on the last 6 fingers instead of the 8 fingers he used to.

[maveric]

13. I'm curious to see how bad it was botched.

Enquiring minds need to know.