Deja Q
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:02 PM
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DU parents: What would you do if your kid was doing it with apple pies? |
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Gawd, I so hated that dumb movie...
What if some freaky kid did it in real life? Apart from not eating the pie, what would mommy and daddy do? Hopefully not spank the kid...
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YankeyMCC
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:05 PM
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1. I guess we'd have to do something else for dessert |
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:06 PM
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it's terribly rude to do things like that with other people's food.
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LaraMN
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:07 PM
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3. Tell him Sara Lee is crying. |
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:08 PM
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4. Slap him in the back of the head and ask him what the hell he's doing. |
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Everybody knows pumpkin is the best humpin' pie.
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:11 PM
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5. Thank goodness, I never saw that movie. |
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:13 PM
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6. I'd remind him that liver works better. |
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At least according to Philip Roth. :shrug:
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:13 PM
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7. Pass him the whipped cream. |
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Reddi Whip :shrug: Cool Whip
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Wed Apr-05-06 08:15 PM
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8. Tell him to pick one pie to love all his life. |
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He might catch something sluttin' it around with mixed berry or chocolate cheesecake.
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