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Thu Apr-06-06 04:59 PM
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I'm sick of Wilford Brimley telling me what to do. |
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At first you think he is going to be all grandfatherly and everything, then the next thing you know he is barking orders at you. He pretends like he has some good old folk wisdom for you then he starts getting all gruff like he is going to pull out the hickory switch if you don't buy the insurance he's hocking. Fuck you Wilford! I am not your lap dog. I will no longer take your abuse!
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Thu Apr-06-06 04:59 PM
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1. Wilford touched me in my naughty place |
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Edited on Thu Apr-06-06 05:01 PM by matcom
AND he smells like Grandma
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:38 PM
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8. **SNARF** Dammit Matcom you owe me a new keyboard |
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:02 PM
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:03 PM
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3. The evil bastard supports cockfighting. |
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:04 PM
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4. that is EXACTLY the term he used |
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when he touched me in my naughty place :think:
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Thu Apr-06-06 08:36 PM
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:05 PM
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5. Sounds like a job for Jack Bauer. |
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He doesn't take nonsense from anybody. Nobody's as tough as Jack!
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:27 PM
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6. I know people who've worked with him |
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and they say he is a Grade A asshole.
Guess it comes thru.
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tjwash
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:36 PM
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7. That wasn't Wilford Brimley. |
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Edited on Thu Apr-06-06 05:36 PM by tjwash
That was John Bolton. :scared:
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Thu Apr-06-06 06:59 PM
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:rofl:
it's like if you don't do what he says, something nasty will happen to you.
Perhaps I enjoy waiting in long lines to buy things, Grandpa. ;)
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Thu Apr-06-06 08:22 PM
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10. Well, if you didn't have him locked in your basement |
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chained to the floor naked, maybe he wouldn't be such a crabby old bastard.
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Thu Apr-06-06 08:37 PM
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12. I love when Wilford tells me what to do. I don't even use safety words. |
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Thu Apr-06-06 08:42 PM
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13. How do know if he's really alive? |
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I mean, he's been around since God was a pup.
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Thu Apr-06-06 10:26 PM
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14. Kicked and recommended |
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For years, I called him the 'Quaker Oats Fascist' because he used the same bullying tactics to get people to eat their oats.
Goddamned walrus-faced nazi.
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:29 PM
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15. Elections have consequences. Work harder in 2008. |
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