Pity Party Redux

[FuzzySlippers]

Tell your Aunt Fuzzy why you need pity, and she'll commiserate with you.

[Droopy]

1. I need pity because I'm poor

Actually I just need a better job.

[FuzzySlippers]

2. Poor Droopy.

I hope you find a better job soon. Here's a hug to tide you over.:hug:

[Droopy]

3. Thanks

Maybe between you and BlueIris's abundance candle I'll be rich in no time.

[merh]

4. no pity

Just a hug! :hug:

:loveya:

[FuzzySlippers]

5. Of course, luv.

:hug: :loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

6. I need pity because the world is stupid.

:grr:

[FuzzySlippers]

7. You sure it's not the other way round?

j/k Here. Have a beer. That seems to be a cure all for you college kids.:beer:

[ZombieNixon]

9. Yes. I'm sure. Boo stupids, yay beer!

:D

[Hugin]

8. I need pity cause I'm pitiful...

*best wounded puppy dog look*

8/

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Awwww....I'm a pushover for wounded puppy dog looks.

Here, have some milkbones:

[Hugin]

12. *crunch*

Thanks!

:woundedyethappypuppydoglook:

8)

[windy252]

10. I need pity because I'm lonely

so lonely.

[FuzzySlippers]

13. I'm sorry. Have you tried Hannidate?

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/

(I really suck at this, don't I?)

[windy252]

14. That's just wrong n/t

[eyepaddle]

16. Wow, do you think this pic is f'real?

[windy252]

20. I could be wrong,

but I have my doubts. Wish I looked like that.

[FuzzySlippers]

23. No way.

Looks like that guy may actually have a full set of teeth.

[eyepaddle]

24. I don't like to stereotype, but

I'm getting a distinctly...um..."non-conservative" feeling from that hat/neckerchief combo.

[FuzzySlippers]

26. "Non-conservative" as in "gay"?

That was my first thought, too. It looks like it was posted on a gay site.

[eyepaddle]

27. Exactly. I've never checked out Hannidate--is that a spoof

or something. That picture is very Guckert.

[eyepaddle]

15. Well, I am sitting here on a Friday night...

(However I just loaded my car--I'm gonna go out and play with friends early tomorrow morning--can I still get pity?) ;)

[FuzzySlippers]

18. I dunno. I'm sitting here on a Friday night

and I don't have anywhere to go tomorrow, either. Seems like you got it pretty good, whiner.

[eyepaddle]

21. Ouch,

chilled by FuzzySlippers

Well, now I really am pitiful. :cry:

[dolo amber]

17. I've been sitting on the floor for a long time, and my butt's numb

:cry:

[FuzzySlippers]

19. Well, roll over on your stomach

and let that get numb for a change.

[NNadir]

22. I need pity because I'm pitiful.

[FuzzySlippers]

25. See #8.

And have some milkbones.

[NNadir]

28. I'm so pitiful though that I didn't even see #8.

Now I really need pity.

[FuzzySlippers]

29. Awwww....here's a hug.

:hug: And here are some coffee and doughnuts if you get hungry later.:donut: