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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 12:18 AM
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Jesus and Moses are standing around talking about old times.
Moses says to Jesus: "Remember back when you used to make water into wine? Let's do that again for old times sake!"

So Jesus makes some water into wine.

Moses says to jesus: "Remember back when you used to heal the sick? Do that again for old times sake, Jesus!"

So Jesus heals a sick child

Moses says to Jesus: "Remember back when you used to walk on water? Do that again for old times sake!"

Jesus takes a few steps out in the water, and slowly sinks down to the floor of the sea.

Jesus says: "Gosh I'm not quite sure what happened there! I must be out of practice at that one!"

To which Moses replies: "You're not out of practice, Jesus, it's from those holes in your feet!"

Badump Bump

I'll be here all week, folks. :D
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 12:21 AM
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1. The food here stinks. And such small portions.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 12:24 AM
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2. Why doesn't Jesus eat M&Ms
:shrug:





























Cause they keep falling through the holes in his hands!







:hide: :hi:

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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 12:25 AM
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3. LOL Here is an oldie but a goodie:
Jesus walk into an inn.

he hands the guy 3 nails and says: "Can you put me up for the night?"
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 12:28 AM
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4. LOL
:rofl: It's been a long time since I heard that one!


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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 07:18 AM
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5. The Atheist and Agnostic Forum has had these plus more already (link)
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