"Junior" by Colonel Claypool's Big Buckey Of Bernie Brains

[realisticphish]

This is a great anti-bush song for fans of seriously fucked up music :D

If you know anything about Les Claypool, then it won't be a suprise that it's fucked up

Yee Haw!
Look at him go
Look at that sonabitch go!

There is a boy named Junior
Playing Uncle Sam
Got a master plan
Like Vietnam
Don't give a good goddamn about Saddam
Gonna drink his oil right out the can
Look at him go

Throwing cash around like it's made of dirt
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
Gets that monkey on the back of his shirt
Once that 10-40 starts to spurt
Look at him go

Quite an interesting situation you all have there
I'm not sure if he's mad
Or slightly off center
It's amusing from my perspective
In sort of a frightening way
Look at him go

Now if you give him half a chance
He'll surely impress you with his dance
Maybe even reach on down in your pants
Give you some greasy ol' romance
Look at him go