Monty Python continuation thread!

[Oeditpus Rex]

Because I'm bored and amped on caffeine (Excedrin). :freak:

The object is to do the next line. When the sketch in play is finished, one may begin a new one.

We'll start easy.

"I wish to register a complaint!"

[Archae]

1. Think I got it right...

You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Close...

But it's a slightly better-known bit.

Your line comes in the middle of the bit it's in, too, and I'm starting from the beginning. I believe it's just "I want to complain," too; I shall check.

<one quick look in the book later>

Yup, that's it.

A fine attempt, though. :thumbsup:

[Random_Australian]

3. Oh well. Howzabout we make our own Pythonesque skit.

This man is walking through the woods.
Little does he know (you go here)

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. ...that ahead lurk

an angry horde of sociopathic, bed-wetting film producers. :scared:

[Random_Australian]

5. Who come here from an alien planet,

and who eat nostrils and turn it into film......
And what's worse, the film is the entire

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. ...works of Gladys Stoatpamphlet

whose works include The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink and Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying, which she wrote while under the influence of...

[Random_Australian]

7. the Talking K-nee of Francis, Holy Relic of the

Free the Knees Society, a terrible, shadowy cabal intent on instituting a new world cheesegrater design, however bieng under control of their respective brains has dampened their plans.

Of course, when I say 'dampened' I mean

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. ...translated them into a Swahili dialect

spoken now only by four people — one of whom, Roger "It's In The Bag" Filibuster, was the star centre-forward for the Wolverhampton Wanderers before a tragic scrum injury caused him to lose the ability to use his...

[Random_Australian]

9. Pet wolves to maul other players.

When asked on how this injury would affect his performance, he attacked the reporters with loganberries, elderberries, seven bananas, a plum and

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. ...a brace of guides named Jimmy Blankensope

who proceeded to carve their initials in the moose using the sharpened end of an interstellar space toothbrush sing "Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong" at 97 MPH while serving tea and cakes in storage jars to...

[Random_Australian]

11. The three headed black knight of Antioch! Who says Ni!

Who never again is seen in this movie. That's right, clear off! (Narrator kicks knight)
Terribly sorry about that ladies and gentlemen. (Cuts to nude piano playing out in a field)(cuts back)
All right, I'll tell you what you can do, Sergeant Mckneedy McNab (To seedy looking scottish Captain), you can....

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. ...take this job and shove it

I've been offered a position as a pantomime horse. Or a lion tamer. Or a lumberjack. Or a council ratcatcher.

(Colonel enters)

All right, stop that! Stop that! This thread has gotten...

[ZombieNixon]

13. silly!

It's silly, I tell you! Silly! :silly:

[Random_Australian]

14. ....To the ears of top brass. Also, it has reached ears that

are not made of metallic alloy, and those ears belong to people in high regard in the military. The ears chopped of enemies. AND it has also reached live, animate ears close to the Royalty.

And let me tell you, the Queen's Royal Corgis are not impressed, sonny!
In fact, I've heard that those corgis....

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. ...can't operate a Tralfamadorian leaf-blower to save their lives

They are, however, quite skilled at playing tennis assembling small electronic parts used in imaging and ranging equipment for hunting mosquitoes. This particular talent was discovered in the Corgis when...

[Random_Australian]

16. They told everyone about it when drunk at the Christamas Party.

Apparently, at the time the Queen said "Oh me, I've not the time.... Mother, would you feed them?"(Aussie and Pommy 'In Joke')

They then attempted to grow to 400 feet tall. Except they couldn't. What did you think they were, magical?

Anyway, so along comes a spider...

(P.S., it's RfitqcAussie and I can't see you!)