Positive statements that will infuriate conservatives:

[mykpart]

You don't have to "go negative" to piss off Republicans. These very positive upbeat statements will do the trick:

Al Franken is an absolute genius!
Bill Clinton was the best President we have ever had!
President Jimmy Carter is a good Christian and an inspiration to all people.
The Dixie Chicks ROCK!
Tim Robbins is one of the finest actors in the country!
Barbra Streisand is the greatest, most talented, most intelligent woman in the world.
The United Nations is one of the most effective peace-keeping organizations ever created.
Molly Ivins is a brilliant political analyst, and funny too!
Ariana Huffington is so much more intelligent now than she was 5 or 6 years ago.

Any more, anybody?

[Random_Australian]

1. Immigration has had such a wonderful effect by invigorating the

dominant culture with fresh ideas!

San Fransisco is a wonderful place!