A Poem Entitled "Bohemian's Suicide Note" Does NOT Mean I Am Suicidal!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

It means I'm attempting to write from a suicidal POV. Get it, Mom?

:eyes:

[crispini]

1. Parents worry about this stuff.

Write a couple of happy ones to counterbalance it, maybe? :D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. I've got many happy ones.

They aren't ones that should be shared with parents. :evilgrin:

[crispini]

3. LOL!

Isn't it spring yet? Write a nice happy one about birds in trees and so on. :sillly:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. Meh....Birds and trees.

Who wants to write about those things when you can write about committing suicide knee-deep in the ocean with a rusty knife, and include the phrasing "So seagull agrees to sing/Sole eulogy"?


:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

4. I think she means regular happy,

not herking happy. :evilgrin:

:hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. Herk you.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

7. Society frowns on things like that.

:spank:
:hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. What..... Age of Consent?

:P

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

9. I didn't know there was an age of consent for herking.

:shrug:

You and your dirty mind. :eyes:

:hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. Yours is dirtier.

:hide:

[ZombieNixon]

12. I have no idea what you're talking about.

:eyes:

:hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. Yeah, yeah....Just pretend you don't know.

WhatEVer.

:eyes:

:P

[ContraBass Black]

19. If I didn't know your ages,

This sub thread would be funny. :o

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. I'm insulted.

:P :P

[Ekirh]

11. I had a friend review a Emily Dickinson (spelling?) Poem.

In The P.O.V of a suicidal girl and forgot to tell the teacher it wasn't her P.O.V

The teacher actually called her to make sure she was okay . . and after she told him it was a P.O.V he told her "Well it made me call you, so you get an A+"

I Miss that man. Great teacher, excellent Liberal, Funny as hell, and helped me keep my chin up during some of my worse moments in Community College.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

13. Sounds like a good teacher t'me.

:hi:, Ekirh.

[Ekirh]

15. I must return the wave. ..

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

16. What's going on?

:D :D

[Ekirh]

17. Not much

Kind of Nervous. My post drop out of college life officially starts tommorrow after a few months away from the real world I guess you can call it. I start my job at 7:30 A.M in the morning and I'm a bit nervous about it. The getting up early to do it part is no problem. Back when I worked at the boys and girls club I had to be in by six A.M during the summer programs. . . I just always get nervous about entering new environments.

That's about it for me . . . things going good for you :).

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. Quite well.

As well as it can be for a HS student. :D

[Ekirh]

22. I understand that.

Damn this May it'll be Five years since I graduated High School . . . . damn.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

24. Time flies.

*sigh*

[miss_american_pie]

18. It's her job

She's your mother.

What if you really were suicidal and she didn't hassle you?

Go hug your mom. ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

21. Hehe...

:D

:pals:

[DS1]

25. If it's anything like Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, reading it would likely

make me want to kill myself.