SEXKITTEN4ONLYYOU (Lifetime movie about online relationships)

[southlandshari]

That's Anne Heche's screen name in a movie on Lifetime that just started - it is about an online relationship gone very wrong. Anyone seen it?

Here's more on the movie:

http://www.lifetimetv.com/movies/originals/fataldesire.php


:scared:



On edit: Added a subtitle to this thread - the lack of responses with the first one wasn't so good for the old ego!

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. And here I thought you were posting

with your AOL screen name.

[southlandshari]

3. I knew I could count on you!!

I thought the title without the subtitle in parentheses would get more folks to look than the old generic "Anyone seen this movie?" would.

It didn't.

:blush:


I should have learned my lesson when I started a thread about a South Carolina football game last fall with the word --

Um, nevermind.

:hide:



The fact that you clicked on this thread with its original title...

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I didn't click because of the *title*

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

8. Oh my!

I really do need to drop by more often!

:D

[merh]

2. Hey southlandshari

I have it on now. :hi:

You know, that user name should tell ya sumthing :freak:

:hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

4. YES!!

I'm so glad someone else is watching it - especially you!

Going to make some :popcorn: now - shall I pop extra, darlin'?

So glad you are here!

:hug:

[merh]

7. I would love some popcorn.

But please don't let the clown serve it, you know how they scare me. :scared:

It's good to see you, you know I love to watch movies with you. :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

5. Hi southlandshari.

I probably could write a script from the female point of view on this same subject.



:loveya:

[southlandshari]

10. Joanie!

Yikes!

I haven't even seen the whole movie yet, but hate that you are familiar with the plotline in reverse.

x(


I'm really happy to see you tonight.

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

Dating someone you've met on-line is challenging to say the very least.

It's easy to research the individual before meeting them but most people don't take those precautions until they've been surprised one time too often. x(






I got home with enough daylight to make unpacking my truck easy. :)

[merh]

25. Glad you made it home safely, Joani!

JJ called me from your truck, bragging about how big it was.

She said that she felt power behind the wheel and it wasn't from the engine! :silly:

:hug: for you, Joani :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

32. There is something about being behind the wheel of a big truck! :)

We had a wonderful time. I just figured out that she lives within easy TRIKE range from my house.

[merh]

42. OMG

That can only mean trike trips!!! :woohoo:

[In_The_Wind]

46. She said she doesn't know what's come over her:

Driving big pickup trucks
Listening to country rock.
Eating creamed chip beef on toast for breakfast.

It seems like we are returning to our hillbilly ways together.

I'll pack my laptop, a clean change of clothes an extra helmet and be on my way. I have 3 months before my trip down there (countdown time has started). I'm doing a trip to NYC later this month, a train trip to Florida sometime in May, I've got to be triking around somewhere in-between.

[merh]

50. LOL, I love it, you and JJ returning to your hillbilly ways.

Next thing you know JJ will be telling people Sweet Home Alabama is her theme song.
She is such a happy camper these days ;)

[southlandshari]

53. Sweet Home Alabama

That was one of her favorite songs long before...





























Um...I...er...ah...

Look! A couch!

[merh]

54. Points

I mean, was it? :rofl:

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

56. Right back atcha!

:spray:



:hug:

[merh]

9. Okay, you know that once all the car alarms went off

an ex-cop would totally freak and his performance would be hindered.

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

13. Oh man! I missed it!

Must have been busy with the :popcorn:

:(


Did they start sounding off because there was some hanky panky in a parking lot?

:hide:

[merh]

15. Oh yeah,

they were doing the deed standing up (propped up) between two cars in a parking garage and they made all of the car alarms in the garage go off.

Talk about a way to spoil the moment! :crazy:

Thanks for the popcorn :popcorn:

[In_The_Wind]

58. That's called: Doing the horizontal bop the vertical way.

Sorry, I was napping. :blush:
All that dancin' plum wore me out.



And now thanks to another thread, I'll be dreamin' about love in the afternoon. ;)

[merh]

59. I knew there was a name for it.

:)

Morning Joani! :hi:


:loveya:

[name not needed]

11. Lifetime. Fucking awesome band, one shit-ass TV station.

[southlandshari]

12. Pfffftt....

...give me a minute to come up with some appropriately caustic response!

:hide:

[name not needed]

24. .

[southlandshari]

26. LOL - you win!

I just realized there really wasn't any witty and interesting way to praise the Lifetime channel and come out with any self-respect at the end...

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

14. They plagiarized my username...

:-(

Slimeballs.


I'm going to have a look, though I am somewhat afraid of what kind of estrogen level I'll have after turning on (no pun intended) the channel :scared:

[merh]

16. I thought your user name was SEXGOD4ONLY YOU

:wow: OMG, that's not you I have been chatting with!























:hide:

[redwitch]

18. What a great smilie!

"thud" LOL

[merh]

20. He's one of my favorites.

:hi:

So very dramatic.

[ForrestGump]

19. That's my other name

We don't talk about that one. :o

[merh]

23. Oh thank goodness

Your secret is safe with me!

:pals:

[ForrestGump]

40. I always knew that

:D

:hug:

[southlandshari]

37. Sure we do.

It's hunchback, isn't it?

[ForrestGump]

39. Oh, shut your

door!

:P

:D

[southlandshari]

17. Watch it, Gump!

That was funny, just make sure you keep your material limited to posts with more :rofl: and less :eyes:, got it?

:P

(any comments about my tongue, and you are in big trouble, darlin'!)

[ForrestGump]

36. I'm watching it

Ooo...it moved.







Running....

[southlandshari]

38. Quick! Shut the door!

Gump just ran out to start a silly copy cat of this thread. I just know it!

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

44. My copycatting privileges have been revoked

:-(

Along with my lifetime membership in the Hooters Girls Appreciation Society...

:cry:

[southlandshari]

48. How sad for you, Gump.

Does this mean we have to return the calendar and buy you a new gift before your birthday?

:cry:

[ForrestGump]

52. Unfortunately, I've already...um...

used the calendar... :blush:

Though I've got gifts coming and going all over the place during my birth month, as befits a man of my stature. :D

[RevCheesehead]

34. It's OK, Forrest...

Any estrogen overflow is offset by my watching Spike TV. Hey, I gotta get my "Trek" from somewhere!

[southlandshari]

41. Git it on!

I LOVE that you watch Spike TV!!

Now tell me you watch MXC, so my subject line makes sense!

;)

[RevCheesehead]

43. Um...

I'd have to know what MXC is, before I can answer properly.

I wanna name my next male cat "Spike." It's a cool name. :)

[southlandshari]

45. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

I feel like I've accidentally eaten a very special brownie every time I watch it!

[RevCheesehead]

47. Now, THAT I'm gonna have to see!

when is it on? :evilgrin:

[nickgutierrez]

21. *insert tasteless joke here*

Because I can't choose just one...

[southlandshari]

27. Never a brick around...

when you need one.

:eyes:



;)

[nickgutierrez]

28. That's because the Lifetime network used them all.

:hide:

[southlandshari]

30. Maybe so.

Thankfully, I did some yardwork today, and kept a souvenier...




:D

[nickgutierrez]

31. Ah crap, she found something else to abuse me with.

:cry:

[southlandshari]

33. If you would just take my phone calls

you know the pain would be all over, baby.

:evilgrin:

[nickgutierrez]

35. Why do you always have to use that damned Bananaphone?

It doesn't even actually ring - it just makes people go insane.

Unless... that's been your plan all along... I KNOW TOO MUCH!

:yoiks:

[southlandshari]

49. What's a banana phone?

:shrug:
























:hug:

[no name no slogan]

22. I miss Lifetime

It's not on basic cable in my new town. They always have the chezzziest movies.

Now I have to content myself with CourtTV and COPS.

[southlandshari]

29. I want to say from now...

that I claim dibs at the front of the line of women who want to date you if a certain sweet girl around here goes bonkers and cuts you loose, ok?

:D


Won't ever happen - thankfully, because I don't know two nicer people who absolutely deserve the happiness you've found together. But just so you know...

:loveya:

Both of you!

[no name no slogan]

62. hey lady!!!

You are too, too kind! I hope you know both SS and I think the world of you! :hug:

[merh]

51. where'd you go?

x(

[southlandshari]

55. Long story...

I thought my daughter was asleep, but when I went to check on her, I found her under the covers with my cell phone, talking to one of my friends about the reproductive lives of whales.

Don't ask.

:eyes:

[merh]

57. LOL

:rofl:

Oh, who could that friend be?

[frankly_fedup2]

60. I had a friend (work-related); however, we talked out of work and I

worked with her mother who met her husband online. They've been married now eight years and have a little girl. So see, it can happen. However, WARNING, my friend did some crazy things before she met the one that was going to be her husband. She had driven to different states and had went to their HOMES to meet guys. I told her she was going to end up dead. Of course, her mother had no idea but I was stuck in the middle. I was friends with her mother but she made me promise not to tell her mother, and she was of legal age to make those decisions.

Anyway, she is still married with a daughter (now whether they are happy or not I don't know, they are in North Carolina now. I hope they are).

[southlandshari]

61. Well said.

I do believe it can work - I know some who have met their soul mate online and are blessed with very happy, healthy relationships. So it definitely goes both ways!

:)

[Chovexani]

63. I love Lifetime movies!

They're horrendous and always comedy gold.

My favorite was the one about the evils of Internet porn. :rofl: