Crazy Guggenheim
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Sun Apr-09-06 10:40 PM
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There once was a man from Nantucket. |
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Continue.
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Sun Apr-09-06 10:45 PM
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1. And he owned a car dealership |
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Sun Apr-09-06 10:56 PM
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3. And they went wee wee wee all the way home. |
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Mon Apr-10-06 12:25 AM
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4. There was a young belle from old Natchez |
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Whose clothes were all tatered with patches When questions arose On the state of her clothes She drawled "When ah itches ah scratches"
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Mon Apr-10-06 12:30 AM
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Edited on Mon Apr-10-06 12:41 AM by liberaltrucker
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Mon Apr-10-06 12:31 AM
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Who owned an airline with his brother Brian.
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Oeditpus Rex
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Mon Apr-10-06 12:38 AM
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7. There was an old man from Stamboul |
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who soliloquized thus to his tool: "You took all my wealth "And you ruined my health "And now you won't pee, you old fool!"
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Mon Apr-10-06 12:45 AM
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Edited on Mon Apr-10-06 12:46 AM by liberaltrucker
Damn, just fuck it. The world is a mess, so I won't digress. I'll just roll up my joint and suck it.
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Mon Apr-10-06 01:16 AM
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9. A fellow from Marblehead Mass... |
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had testicles made out of brass he could clang them together and play 'Stormy Weather' while lightning shot out of his ass
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Mon Apr-10-06 03:10 AM
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10. A flea and a fly in a flue |
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Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, "let us flee!" "Let us fly!" said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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In_The_Wind
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Mon Apr-10-06 03:15 AM
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11. Who soaked his jewels in a bucket. |
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Mon Apr-10-06 04:20 AM
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Whose name was Donald Rumsfeld, a high post he held, But a poor man soon, With a doonesbury cartoon, and a laugh at the man Rumsfeld.
Donald Rumsfeld was a git, he really drank quite a bit, he groped at the ladies, he fucked up the eighties, Donald RUMsfeld is a complete tit.
When the mountains heave and sigh, and the Cheney's lie, we'll be there we'll be fair DU won't leave us maligned.
From this place it's plain to see that b*stards want theocracy. The bible ignored, The river to ford is to get them to let us be.
There was an old nasty called Bush, Who stared at nice Condi's tush. He won't get in trouble, cos' Rush is his double, and it's time to give him the push.
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Mon Apr-10-06 04:37 AM
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13. There once was a girl from Hoboken |
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Who claimed her cherry was broken From riding a bike On a cobblestone pike But it really was broken from pokin'
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Mon Apr-10-06 04:37 AM
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14. There once was a girl from Hoboken |
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Who claimed her cherry was broken From riding a bike On a cobblestone pike But it really was broken from pokin'
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Mon Apr-10-06 10:44 AM
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15. There once was a woman who begat |