BREAKING: President asks to have CIA leak case explained to him.

[originalpckelly]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

PRESIDENT ASKS TO HAVE CIA LEAK CASE EXPLAINED TO HIM

Washington, D.C. -- The President asked the Vice President to explain the CIA leak case today. Most Washington insiders understand that the "President" is really the Vice President, so the request is not that surprising. What was surprising is what the Vie President told the "President". The Vice President indicated the "President" had no business asking the question, and that he should shut-up and leave the important work to the adults. After he scolded the President, the Vice President then hurried to change into his tuxedo, top hat, gathered his umbrella (which doubles as a shot-gun), picked up his birdie (a dumb defenseless Quayle he shot on a recent trip), and got into his super-secret high-tech duckie. He returned to the "Iceberg Lounge", which is ironically carved out of the same iceberg that sank the Titanic. It may be a co-incidence, but the Vice President's approval ratings are sinking like the Titanic.

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