I want a flamewar!

[ZombieNixon]

My day went from great to shit in an hour this evening and I need to blow off steam. Flame me! :grr:

[Ava]

1. herk you?

herk herk herk!

[ZombieNixon]

4. Grossly ineffective!

Herking is meant only for lighthearted ribbing! Your right to herk has been revoked!

[Ava]

8. well i'm gonna piss you off by herking anyways!

herk! :P

[ZombieNixon]

24. Go herk yourself.

Your imitation herking is no match for the power of Teh Incredible Herk!

[Ava]

36. herk you!

you hurt my herking feelings now!

[ZombieNixon]

38. Pff...you really need to grow a thicker skin if you want to

change the world like we *serious* participants on an on-line message board will soon be doing, just as soon as the DLC stops telling our elected officials how to vote. :eyes:

[Ava]

40. Zombie acting serious!?!

that's new to me! :P

[ZombieNixon]

42. It's been known to happen.

(Just not recently.)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Go into GD.

Asshole.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

6. You can't throw me out!

I live here! This is my home!

[Fleshdancer]

3. only a freeper would play with a slinky while drunk

dumbass.

:D

[ZombieNixon]

9. Only a freeper would attack another person's choice

intoxciated entertainment!

[Fleshdancer]

16. That's the stupid response I would expect from a freeper

all the non-freepers know what passes for acceptable intoxicated entertainment and the slinky is NOT acceptable.

[ZombieNixon]

27. How can you say slinkies aren't intoxicated entertainment?

Drunken slinky-ing has alcohol and toys! It's intoxicated entertainment! Slinkies aren't all about bling and hookers, you know, and I suggest you find some slinkies not plastered all over mainstream stores before you say that slinkies have nothing to say!

[Fleshdancer]

29. herk you

your logic is too difficult to flame at this point. Sorry ZombieNixon, I tried! :hi:

[ZombieNixon]

33. Pff...typical Herkwin's argument.

You lose! :P

[deadparrot]

5. I'm in a shitty mood, too.

It was a bad day, and I've got a bad week to look forward to.

:banghead:

[ZombieNixon]

14. Your complaining is an obvious sign of your own insecurity!

(Yeah, I know what you mean. And my parents wouldn't get the herk off the phone telling me stuff I already knew after I repeatedly told them I was snowed under by drawings of bridges! :banghead:)

[senseandsensibility]

7. FREEPER!!!

I'm gonna alert on yer #@@#*!

[ZombieNixon]

15. Not if I alert on you first!

But, I'm not that vindictive...instead, welcome to Ignoreville, population you.

[senseandsensibility]

19. Ignorville, population you

:rofl: Very good, but I know you can still read this.

[ZombieNixon]

28. The only reason I haven't put you on ignore yet

is so I can continue to call you Mayor of Ignoreville!

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

10. I'm talkin' here!!!!!

So shaddup!!!!!

[ZombieNixon]

18. You shaddup!

Freeper!

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

52. FREEPER?????

NeoCon!!!!!

[ZombieNixon]

55. NeoFreepCon!!!1!!1

:P

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

57. neofreepconwarcriminal!!!!!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

59. neofreeconwarcriminalfascist!!

:P

[AmyDeLune]

11. Your Herky-thing is

stooopid!!!! Take that! nyah nyah nyah!!!!

:toast:

[ZombieNixon]

20. Oh, you can just herk me off right now.

:P

[AmyDeLune]

31. Fine Then!! Herkity, Herkity Herk-Herk!!!

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

34. ...

(Your place or mine? :evilgrin:)

:P

[AmyDeLune]

35. I knew it!!! It's really a Sex Thread!!!

:spank: :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

37. Flamewar, sex thread.

What's the diff? I posted it, so not much. ;)

[AmyDeLune]

46. ...

:smoke: :toast:

[FuzzySlippers]

12. Listen, you little putz.

Stop trying to stir up shit like the obvious troll you are would do.

[ZombieNixon]

21. "You are would do?"

That's Freeper grammar if I ever saw it! :eyes:

[FuzzySlippers]

26. You took that out of context.

Typical Freeper tactic.

[ZombieNixon]

30. You're putting words in my mouth.

"You are would do" cannot be a standalone clause no matter how you slice it. It's still a sentence fragment. Google is your friend. Look up "English grammar" before you decide who's the real Freeper here!

(Man, I haven't been in GD in ages, I'm out of practice with these things.)

[realisticphish]

13. One Two Three Four

I declare a Flame War!

[ZombieNixon]

22. Five Six Seven Eight

FREEPER!!!1!! THIS IS HUGH!!111111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!1!!1

[specimenfred1984]

17. Your Day Was Shit From The Time You Woke Up

in your own life.

[ZombieNixon]

23. Hey, at least I wasn't you!

But, then, I wouldn't want you polluting my life anyway. :eyes:

:P

[specimenfred1984]

25. Only an Insecure Poster Edits Their Posts

I can see why your day turned to shit, nobody likes a pseudo-man.

[ZombieNixon]

32. You're using your projecting accusations

only to deflect attention from your low post count, but we're onto you, troll. The mods aren't stupid. :P

[ghostsofgiants]

39. This thread would have been way better...

If you had said "Let's Have A Flamewar" and cleverly adapted the lyrics of Fear's "Let's Have A War" to fit the lounge.

Not that you've got a clever bone in your body.

[ZombieNixon]

41. Pfff...that's not music!

If you knew that slightest thing about any sort of less-than-mainstream scene, you'd know that. :eyes: :P

Plus, it has no melody. :silly:

[ghostsofgiants]

43. No melody is the new catchy melody.

Not music is the new music. Get used to it, fucker.

Not clever, however, is not the new clever.

[ZombieNixon]

44. Blah, blah, blah...

black is the new down, up is the new white, we want nothing of your avant-garde artspeak here. Begone with ye! :P

[ghostsofgiants]

45. Listen pal, if you can't take the snakes, get off the motherfuckin' plane.

[ZombieNixon]

47. I wouldn't have thought

that an haute couture Canadian bohemian such as yourself would lower yourself to knowing about such a red-blooded American movie as "Snakes on a Plane." :P

[ghostsofgiants]

48. To be honest, I'm surprised you could even read my post...

You know, being a product of the American education system and all.

[ZombieNixon]

49. Hey!

We kicked your ass in World War II and we can do it again! :grr: :crazy:

[ghostsofgiants]

50. Yeah, well we kicked YOUR ass in World War 3.

[ZombieNixon]

51. Oh, and the *American* education system is the bad one.

:eyes:

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

53. It has to be if you know nothing about WW3.

[ZombieNixon]

54. Uh, I hate to break this to you, but WW3 hasn't happened

to have been spelled correctly. There's a typo. It should read WWE. It's referring to how Canada won in wrestling. :P

[ghostsofgiants]

56. Bret Hart > YU0

[ZombieNixon]

58. Whatever.

(I know nothing about whatever you were talking about.) :P

[ghostsofgiants]

60. See, even something as lowbrow as wrestling is beyond your grasp.

Pathetic.

[ZombieNixon]

61. Pah, I do not devote my time to such tawdry matters.

:eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

62. Hypocrite!

[ZombieNixon]

63. Why do you hate America?

Or Canadia, or wherever people like you aren't supposed to hate. :P

[ghostsofgiants]

71. The people, mostly.

And the bastardized idea of what Smarties are.

[951-Riverside]

64. You anti Bush.... peace loving.... freethinking..... LOSER!

...and almost forgot SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!!!!

:popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

65. I support the troops! I have my ribbon!

Where's yours?

:P

[951-Riverside]

66. *ROFL*

I have to figure out how to get that on a tee shirt :D

[ZombieNixon]

You can buy thise things...

they're bascially iron-ons, but you can use them in inkjet printers, so you can print out your own template and iron it on a shirt. :)

[FunkyLeprechaun]

67. Herk sounds so blah

:popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

68. Don't make me herk your shit up!

:grr:

:P

[FunkyLeprechaun]

69. Ooh...

Should I be scared?

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

70. Uhh...maybe?

:P