"Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead! Shoes for Industry!

[Tyler Durden]

HI! I'm Joe Beats.

Say, what chance does a deceased returning war veteran have for that good payin' job, more sugar, and that free Mule we've all been dreaming of?

Now take off your shoes.

Now you can see how increased spending opportunities, mean harder work for everyone, and more of it, too! So, do yourself a favor, Joe. Join with millions of your friends and neighbors, and, TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES!

"For INDUSTRY!"

[Tyler Durden]

1. Wheres Randomkoolzip when I need him?

Probably hiding in "Communist Martyrs High School."

[Vidar]

2. Methought they said goats on the batlement.

[Tyler Durden]

5. Ne-e--eigh, GHOSTS Milord!

[seemunkee]

3. Had a friend who put Joe Beats on his name tag

at the hospital he worked at.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. 'Hiya, friends!

"Ralph Spoilsport, Rslph Spoilsport Motors, the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, here in the city of Emphysema. Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders, two-way sneeze-through wind-vent, star-studded mudguards, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped factory! It's a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you, friends, the complete price, only two thousand five hundred dollars, in easy monthly payments of twenty-five dollars a week, twice a week and never on Sundays!"

Antelope Freeway, one mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-half mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-quarter mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-eighth mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-sixteenth mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-thirty-second mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-sixty-fourth mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-one-hundred-and-twenty-eighth mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-two-hundred-and-fifty-sixth mile.
Antelope Freeway, one-five-hundred-and-...

[Tyler Durden]

6. Welcome to Side 4. Follow in your book, and repeat after me...

...as we learn 3 new words in Tukish:

Towel.
Delight.
Border.

May I see your passport, please?

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. 'I can tell by the pie on your tie

"You're an American! Well, so am I!
"Hi, bub! How are ya? How d'ya do?
"And while we're on the subject
"And while we're on the subject
"And while we're on the subject
"How's your old wazoo?"