My cubemate has one of those white-noise generators on his desk

[Orrex]

It's driving me crazy. The same hissing drone has been whispering from his desk for hours. I can't stand it, and I simply don't know how anyone with intact higher brain function can endure it.

Oh, wait. It's not a white noise generator. He's listening to a baseball game on the radio.

[reyd reid reed]

1. Well, tell him to turn it up, then...

Dodgers are up 7-1, top of the seventh.

I get to watch baseball at work, though. Unless golf is on.

I'm a lucky, lucky girl...maybe one day, if you play nice, you can be lucky enough to watch baseball at work, too.