Almost 15. What are my chances of finding a decent guy

[WritingIsMyReligion]

at this early a stage in the game? Thus far, it's been a WASH!

Sorry. Opportunity presented itself. :D :P :D Besides, what's more fun than bashing on hormonal, immature, adolescent males??

:evilgrin:

:hi:

WIMR

On Edit: Yes, this is a copycat. My most successful yet, to boot! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. There is no chance. You are an old maid now.

Sorry.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. I know.

*sobs*

I'm fucking ancient!

:cry:

:D :D :P :P

[ZombieNixon]

2. None. You are past marriageable age.

Old goods. All the dirty old men are hounding after the younger babes by now. Sorry.

:hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. That's my problem.

Just you watch--down the line I'll end up with some old guy, ten years my senior. I have massive problems with my male contemporaries.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

10. That's just because 15-year-old boys

are obnoxious little shits who should be frozen in carbonite and lt let out until they turn 18! :grr:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

13. Hit THAT nail on the head, ZN.

:grr:

:D

[ZombieNixon]

14. I should know.

I wasn't one. I skipped from 13 straight to 18. That's why I'm so screwy. :crazy: :D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. My dad says I was a month old the day I was born.

An only child who grew up in adult circles is NOT good with socializing with her peers. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

25. I think that's a symptom of onlychildopia.

I'm an only, too. Just wondering...do you have cousins who live near you? Because I didn't, so, like you, I grew up around adults and can more easily relate to adult topics than I can to the one I'm "supposed" to. So, I have ridiculously high stardards for the people I befriend or relate to and I'm really picky in social situations. :shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

32. Most of my cousins live right near me, actually.

But one will be 18 in July--and he's a reclusive only himself. The other two local cousins are 10 and 8. I relate better to the 8 y/o than the 10 y/o--the 8 y/o is ridiculously smart.

:D

[no name no slogan]

18, hell. Try 30.

That way you won't make all those dumbass mistakes that guys in their 20s make.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

53. Do guys--or human beings, for that matter--ever STOP making

dumbass mistakes?

:shrug:

[no name no slogan]

56. I'd like to think so

I've only made a couple dumbass mistakes in my 30s, so I'm getting better

[WritingIsMyReligion]

58. Slowly but surely...

:D :P :D

[name not needed]

79. Wow. I've made at least 4 this week.

[Orsino]

62. I'll let you know. n/t

[WritingIsMyReligion]

64. LOL!

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

19. Hey, don't be bashing on us old guys!

You will appreciate the experience an older man can bring you...

:hi:

RL

[WritingIsMyReligion]

21. I wasn't old guy bashing.

:D

I was saying I'll have to watch myself...Old men can be as manipulative as young men can be immature.

;)

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

28. manipulative?

Men? Come on... You're kidding, right?

:rofl:

RL

p.s. I am 10 years older than my future ex-wife...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

34. Okay, so women are probably twice as bad.

:D :D

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

38. and men are twice as gullible...

all you gotta do is show us the twins...

:rofl:

RL

[WritingIsMyReligion]

40. LOL!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

29. Girls and Women can manipulate just as well....

If not better, than your average man/boy.....

[WritingIsMyReligion]

36. Yes, we can.

We're tricky little bitches.

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[WCGreen]

73. Yea, you bedevil us right from the start......

[bigwillq]

3. WIMR----

you have plenty of time to find a decent guy. Don't worry about it! :) :hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. I'm not really worrying, bigwill.

But the copycat was begging for me to do it. :D :D

:hi:

[bigwillq]

So you're a copycat now?

:P :) :hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. Not an original thread in my head right now.

:D :P

:pals:

[bigwillq]

46. Come on. I'm sure you can

think of something! :)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

49. But this thread is kick-ass!

:D

[khashka]

4. NO guy now!

Sure making fun of teenage boys is fun.


But wait! You want this? You are a child!


OK. If a man says your name. and it resonates through you - your own name as he said it, it makes your bones ache...... that's cool when you are my age, not so much yours.

You take your panties off, girl... And I'll kill you. You have so much to offer.....

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. Yessir.

I'm still a baybee. Awwwwwwww.....Look at cute little WIMR.

:D

[Ava]

6. if you could find a decent guy during teen years i would be with one now

they don't exist during the teen years :shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. 'Cause they are ruled by their sperm counts.

Or, dare I say, lack thereof.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

18. Kick 'em in the balls. All of them.

(It also eliminates future competition for those of us who aren't obnoxious little shits. :evilgrin:)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. HAHA!

And, I now know from my thread of a few months previous, that getting kicked in the balls really does fucking hurt.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:evilgrin:

[azmouse]

11. I was only 17 when I met the guy I would marry (at the age of 25)

So who knows? The guy of your dreams could be right around the corner.
But don't be in any hurry to get married. I enjoyed living on my own for a few years before marriage just so I could prove to myself that I could take care of myself... well, that and so I could have the remote control to the tv all to myself for a few years!!! LOL

[WritingIsMyReligion]

17. I'm not in any hurry.

But I'm sometimes lonely...Everyone says I'm an adult trapped in a teenage body. My peers rarely interest me. I grew up around all adults, and I'm an only child. Pity, really....My childhood was full of studying, learning, and holding adult conversations. I never "played" with other kids or "socialized." My social skills are, therefore, proportionally lacking. :evilgrin:

[azmouse]

30. When I was a kid...

I enjoyed the company of adults more than people my own age. I wasn't interested in the things that other teenagers were. I think I turned out ok, all things considered.
Dont' worry about it. Sooner or later the other people your age will catch up with you.

[Ava]

33. i'm that way now

i don't tend to like people my age. all of my best friends are older than me and mature. my mom is the person I talk to the most and I don't mind not talking to other teens since most of them get on my nerves.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

39. "Lyke, OMG!!111! Did u c tht??"

:eyes:

:D

[azmouse]

41. It's kinda funny how things turned out for me.

When I was in my teens and early 20's alot of my friends were 10-20 yrs older than me. Now that I'm in my 40's (how did that happen so fast?!) a lot of my friends are younger than me by 10-20 yrs!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

44. One of the people I feel closest to is my ex-teacher....

who is 55 this May to my 15 this September. That means she was forty when I was born.

:wow:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

37. Yeah, someday they will.

Very annoying time period until then, though. x(

:D

[NewJeffCT]

15. You'll have to nurture a diamond in the rough

In junior high & high school, I was painfully shy - I was voted shyest in my class in both junior high & high school (same town those years, too)... I didn't date until my junior year in college, and didn't find a girlfriend until my senior year - and that lasted all of 6 weeks.

Heck, even in my 20s, my dates were few & far between. But, I blossomed by the time I hit my 30s and managed to find a woman who would put up with me!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

27. I want someone as eccentrically intelligent as I am.

They don't exist in the male sex in high school, apparently. :shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

61. well, at that age...

the male IQ drops quite a bit when in the presence of anything with breasts... well, actually that happens with most males, it's just more pronounced in the teenage years.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

63. So I've noticed.

:eyes:

:D :P :D

[NewJeffCT]

71. I recall

I remember one of the reasons my ex-wife liked me so much in the beginning - She told me I was the first guy that didn't notice her for her breasts first. Kind of sad since she was like 22 at the time.

[tigereye]

70. we used to date guys from the Academic Games programs

We had to find nerd guys from other high schools to date we female nerds. Some of them were cute and smart, too.

So no doubt there are smart, advanced cute high school guys out there, somewhere.

(signed another socially shy intellectual female who turned out quite well) :)

[miss_american_pie]

16. You must be looking in the wrong spots.

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

42. Yeah. Where's the nearest college, again?

:P :P

:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

43. Well what are you wanting this man for?

We talking fling or long-term? This is highly scientific, you know. ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

45. I'm too stolid for flings.

Plus, I'm not into the whole "love-'em-and-leave-'em" thang. :shrug:

:D

[Ava]

47. you're too young for flings!

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

50. That too.

:D :P :D

[miss_american_pie]

51. I must do more research then

Yep, definitely more research. ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

54. Get to it!

:P

[arwalden]

24. None. Just Give Up... And Become A Lesbian Now!!

Mention my name to the recruiting officer and I'll get a small kitchen appliance as a "thank you gift" for the referral.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

48. LOL!

I don't even know what my sexual orientation is...I could swing either way. I bet I'm a darned asexual.... :D

[Ava]

26. the nicest teen guy i ever met was from Britain

he was a total sweetheart, a babe, and had the accent! we went on a few dates while he was here over the summer but he went back to britain when school started back. i still talk to him online a lot though.

[WCGreen]

31. Does he have an accent on line?

[Ava]

35. lol, no

but he does on the phone! :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

52. Those Brits....

They must drink something in the water to make 'em that way....

:D

[Ava]

65. tall dark and handsome, with that great accent!

my type of guy! :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

66. Not to mention the fact that Brits are all too often as funny as hell.

:loveya:

[Ava]

67. and liberals

:loveya:

Grant(that's his name btw) is coming back this summer to see his Aunt again. We are giong to hang out when he does.

[ContraBass Black]

55. Well, I was a gentleman at 15.

But no one wanted to date me.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

57. Hell, I'da probably dated you.

:D :P :D

[catbert836]

59. That comment concerning

the "bashing on hormonal, immature, adolescent males" was not appreciated (just kidding). I'm only 16, so I suppose I'm all of the above, although I'd pretend to be really mature if I was on a date.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

60. You're a young'un too??

I've seen you on the R/T board...Didn't know you were a future cleaner-upper like me!

:hi:

[catbert836]

68. Yes, fortunately or unfortunately.

At least our generation won't have Bush there to keep screwing everything up... I hope.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

72. Oh, the fundies'll try their damnedest, I'm sure...

But we'll get them. ;)

[jukes]

69. NIL!

15/20 YO guys are assholes. you might PM Kleeb, though! he's a decent sort, but needs some training.

good prospects, too, if you go for that sort of thing.

[JohnKleeb]

76. uhhh Jukes

That would be ummm illegal. I am sure she's a nice girl but I am an adult. She's closer to being my brother's age than mine.

[jukes]

84. xin loi, kleeb! sometimes forget that time passes.

[JohnKleeb]

85. Thats ok

Besides I am attracted to girls slightly older than me, last girl I wanted to date though already had a guy, bummer man just bummmer.

[jukes]

87. aint it

the truth?

[realisticphish]

74. Well I'd date you

but it's kind of illegal (but only by 5 years, if that makes a difference) :evilgrin:

[kiraboo]

75. You naughty child. You're copying my thread. Not only that,

but you're the age of my daughter, another adolescent comedienne and writer. Time for bed.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

80. NO! You can't make me!

I WON'T!

*slams bedroom door*

Good performance?

:D

:rofl:

:hi:

[name not needed]

77. Seeing as how I'm 17, I'll give you some advice.

It's too late at this point.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

81. I'm already done.

Over with. Yesterday's news.

:cry:

:evilgrin:

[Ava]

78. GIVE UP!

:grr: :grr: :grr:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

82. Who, me?

:evilgrin:

[Ava]

83. everyone!

:evilgrin:

[jukes]

86. damn straight!

isn't worth the aggravation...

what she needs is a Bob.

[RevolutionaryActs]

88. Not good.

I'm 20 and haven't even found a half way decent guy, let alone a decent one. Then again, I haven't been looking. :shrug: :P

[SmileyBoy]

89. You're not that young...

Are you??