How many Bi-Polar people does it take.....

[BlueJazz]

...to change a lightbulb, my wonderful, supportive fellow DUer's ?

Ans:You all can kiss my ass.

[BlueJazz]

1. Ok...You did'nt like that one...How about this one?

How many Children with ADD does it take to change a light-bulb?

Ans: Want to go ride our Bikes??

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. Funny!

Nice avatar, BTW. You play, or are you just a fan like me?

:hi:

[BlueJazz]

4. Yes..I play...I worked for CBS for a number of years as a studio ..

..Musician....and then in a few bands.
But then the Scene changed (as far as Popular Music goes) so I
went back to college and became a Microsoft Engineer.

Sorry..I didn't mean to tell you half of my life story! :)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. No worries! I find musicians fascinating!

What instrument(s) were/are you on?

:D

[skygazer]

3. Once I get out of my blue funk,

and start running around frantically for 24 hours straight doing a month's worth of chores in 1/2 an hour, I'll tell you. ;)

The damnedest thing about being bipolar is that it's such a relief to get out of the depression that the mania (which usually causes me more grief) almost feels like something good.

But think how boring it would be to be "normal" - whatever that is. :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. As long as we're making light of mental illness...

Q: How many agoraphobics does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Can't do it. None of 'em'll go to the store for a new one.

[BlueJazz]

8. The way I figure it....

..99.99999 percent of the Population is saddled with some kind of Mental Illness.

Opps..make that 100 percent..I forgot about Me.

[graywarrior]

6. Do you keep your SO up all night "discussing" things?

That's what I used to do...."discussion" marathons. Debates. Heated conversations. And never a solution to anything.

[Deja Q]

12. Viagra and tasty booze?

:9

[Tyler Durden]

7. My wife the Pysch Nurse and I are in hysterics.

She just asked, "You know, they always hold those agoraphobic support groups in some community center; who the fuck's going to show up?"

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. That's an old joke

The line is, "If you can get there, you don't need to be there."

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. How many depressed people does it take to change a light bulb?

Who fucking cares?

[Ediacara]

13. Not Funny

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