My neighbor is a blithering idiot.

[flamingyouth]

I just looked out my window to see a cascade of black sludge spraying into my yard, all over my patio, patio furniture, my garage, my house, everything. Seems he's just purchased a pressure washer for his deck and decided to try it out BY SPRAYING ALL OF HIS GRUNGY CRAP INTO MY YARD. x(

This is a guy who hasn't done a bit of yard work in the two years I've lived here. Hey, did YOU know dandelions could grow to be almost five feet tall? I wonder if they have a 4-H-type club for bad homeowners? And I've also really loved listening to him drink beer, belch and throw his empty bottles around while his dog howls at all hours of the night as well. Yeah, he's swell.

So, I ran out there in full screaming harpy mode. He asked, "Oh, am I making a mess?" :eyes: To his credit, he did offer to come over to clean it up, but I said it was okay (he's really creepy and frankly I don't want him in my yard).

I think he started doing this now because he figured I wouldn't be home.... :grr:

[BikeWriter]

1. He sounds damned disrespectful of others property.

:(

[Fenris]

2. Idiot.

x(

[Blue_Roses]

3. he sounds like a creep

and pretty inconsiderate. x(

[wain]

4. Some people are not meant to have neighbors

It's amazing how some neighbors are oblivious to their obnoxious behavior. I once had a clergy neighbor who would take her dog out to crap on other people's lawns. When I politely asked her to stop bringing her dog over to dump on my lawn, she said "oh, I'll go to someone else's house"! She just didn't get it.
:grr:

[Pithlet]

5. I feel for you.

I had neighbors from hell who finally moved recently. Constant fighting, loud partying, letting their dogs poop in our yard and bark all night long, throwing their trash over the fence into our back yard. Bad neighbors can really make life difficult. I'm hoping the new neighbors will be better.

[GOPisEvil]

6. He and I should switch places.

He sounds so right for Texas! :P

Idiots with power tools are a bad combination. x(

[johnnie]

7. Ooooo I love blithering idiot stories!!

:bounce:

[graywarrior]

8. Shit on his lawn.

[Susang]

9. There used to be a member of DU

Who advocated that very thing. :scared:

[graywarrior]

10. Man! You mean I didn't invent that?