Incontinentia

[Oeditpus Rex]

Incontinentia Buttocks.

[madeline_con]

1. ROFLMAO!!

:rofl:

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Thitithens of Rome

I inthiths that this dithplay of double entendre's theathe immediately

Biguth McLargehugeuth

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Stwike them, Modewatow!

Vewy woughly!

[realisticphish]

3. So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?

Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrison.
Pontius Pilate: What was his name?
Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.

Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
Centurion: No, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you seem awfully suwe, have you checked?
Centurion: I think it's a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus.
Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus. "

Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THAT'S IT!
Centurion: Oh, but sir...
Pontius Pilate: No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!

[PittPoliSci]

5. He has a wife you know...

:D

[RevCheesehead]

6. Damn you, Oeditpus!

I have to get through Good Friday services this year without smirking!! :grr:





:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. In that case

it'd be better if you didn't think about St. Looney-Up-The-Cream-Bun-And-Jam.

[RevCheesehead]

8. Fortunately, I'm not familiar with that one.

But I was just pondering how to Confuse-a-Cat. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. The Silly Vicar Sketch

As opposed to the Naughty Vicar Sketch.

Episode 36.


She: It's nice here, darling, isn't it?
He: It's beautiful, it's Paris all over again.
(Enter a vicar, dressed normally but has bald wig with fright hair at sides. He carries a suitcase.)
Vicar: Excuse me, do you mind if I join you?
He: Er, no... no... no... not at all.
Vicar: Are you sure you don't mind?
He: Yes, yes, absolutely.
Vicar: You're sure I won't be disturbing you?
He: No, no.
Vicar: You're absolutely sure I won't be disturbing you?
She: No, no really.
Vicar: Good. Because I don't want to disturb you. Specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you.
He: Oh, no, no, we don't mind, do we, darling?
She: Oh no, darling.
Vicar: Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?
Both: Yes ... yes...
Vicar: Won't be disturbing?
Both: No. No.
Vicar: Good, good. You're very kind. (he sits down) A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them, (he makes strange gestures with his hands) let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing.
He: Well, it's not particularly disturbing.
Vicar: No, absolutely, absolutely, that's what I always say. (he produces plates from his case and smashes them on the table) But you'd be amazed at the number of people who really don't want me. I mean, even doing this (he produces a rubber crab suspended from a ping-pong paddle and a rubber baby doll and bobs them up and down while chanting "Wee doo de doo doo, wee doo de doo doo") gets people looking at me in the most extraordinary way. (he breaks more plates and squirts shaving cream over his head; he and she get up to leave)
He: We must be getting on.
Vicar: I knew I'd disturb you! I knew I'd disturb you! (miserably) It always happens — whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with...
He: No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late.
She: (sitting down and comforting vicar) Let's stay.
He: Well, just a little bit... I mean, we will be late if we don't. (he sits down reluctantly)
Vicar: Oh, thank you. You're very kind.

More silly behaviour from the vicar. He and she look embarrassed. Dissolve to them sitting at home smashing plates, making silly noises and covering themselves with shaving cream.

She (voice over): As it turned out, our chance meeting with Reverend Arthur Belling was to change our whole way of life, and every Sunday (film of them running into a church) we'd hurry along to St. Loony-Up-The- Cream-Bun-And-Jam... (crowd inside church chants "Wee doo de doo doo, wee doo de doo doo")

[RevCheesehead]

11. I don't think I've ever seen that one before!

Thank you for the proper initiation.
I promise I won't think of that on Friday, either. :)

[deadparrot]

9. I love watching Palin totally lose it during that scene.

Just watching him try to hold in his laughter is enough to make me :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I get the feeling they broke up each other a lot

In "Gumby Brain Surgery," when Cleese grabs Palin's trousers, Palin stifles a laugh as he says, "No, no! My brain in my head!"

But if you really want to see him lose it, watch the live stuff — Hollywood Bowl et al.