LaraMN
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Wed Apr-12-06 12:53 PM
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Why are there gravelly-clawed miniature gerbils crawling in my throat? |
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Well, that's what it feels like. Spring colds SUCK! It's all Jack's fault- he's brought home some sort of dripping throat leprosy from preschool. I think they feed them crap grown in petri dishes for snack, to maintain an adequate number of absences to keep the class size down. Damn.it. :P
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Wed Apr-12-06 12:58 PM
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1. I fear you may have done something horribly, horribly wrong |
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:00 PM
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:00 PM
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3. We're you thinking "Lemmiwinks" too? |
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:D
Sounds like his quest is nearly over
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:13 PM
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10. GMTA as usual, m'dear |
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:01 PM
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4. maybe they escaped from mine? |
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Somehow that description is completely accurate for how I felt the other day...it's somewhat better now, but I still intend to administer a strong dose of whiskey as soon as possible.
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:11 PM
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8. Can you get a wheel or something and lure them back? |
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:15 PM
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I gargled with peroxide and it seemed to help...even though it feels bizarre and tastes terrible. That and salt water. And whiskey (but don't just gargle with that...)
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:06 PM
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5. Does your husband know what you were doing with Richard Gere? |
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:10 PM
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7. MY gerbils were not rolled in cocaine, thank you. |
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I have behavioral standards.
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:06 PM
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:12 PM
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I wonder if she uses that in bathroom? It could get a bit cumbersome in that scenario.
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:14 PM
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11. No she has another one strapped to her back for that |
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Wed Apr-12-06 01:32 PM
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13. but she is prepared to issue the tissue. |
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