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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 02:47 PM
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I actually overheard this at work yesterday.
I swear to God I heard this. A young woman is on her cellphone at the library where I work. I can only hear her side of the conversation but it went like this (Also, she sounded a bit like Jennifer Tilly):

"I'm at the library. Where are you?...Why are you at the doctor's office?...Your WHAT was burning?...Well, I"M not going to make out with you...No, I'm not on any antibiotics..."

At that point I had to move away before I laughed out loud.

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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 02:49 PM
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1. Funny! Something I noticed:
I was in Wal-Mart recently and two older men had two carts FULL of only plastic hangers and chocolate pudding.

I almost followed them home to see what they were going to do.
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 03:04 PM
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2. Dude, WTF?
:wtf: Chocolate pudding and plastic hangers?

Ummmm.... clothes of some sort?
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 03:07 PM
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3. Plastic hangers and chocolate pudding.
My imagination simply fails me.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 03:09 PM
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4. All I could think of
was that they were going to throw them at each other. In the nude.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 03:10 PM
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5. I can't figure out how the physics of that would work
What could you possibly do with hangers and pudding?
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 03:13 PM
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6. You people seriously lack imagination.
Clearly they were going to build a playstructure with the hangars and set it over a vat of chocolate pudding. They've just taken the jello wrestling to the next level. :eyes:
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