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Wed Apr-12-06 10:14 PM
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I masticated in front of my children today! |
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:16 PM
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Edited on Wed Apr-12-06 10:17 PM by Ilsa
I'm calling DHS or CPS (Child Prophylactive Services) to come take your children! :evilgrin:
I bet those DHS pervs would love to watch you masticate!
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:18 PM
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2. You're a terrible mother! |
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Children must be taught the evils of mastication! HAIRY PALMS!!!
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:23 PM
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3. I'm calling Child Protective Services!!! |
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:26 PM
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How COULD you?
hehehe........:evilgrin:
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:30 PM
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5. Well, I gonna have to chew on your admission of this and then |
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:49 PM
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6. I'll bet you're a thespian, too! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:51 AM
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7. Hey, I masticated in public today! |
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And sometimes I do it in my car. But I'm discreet.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:53 AM
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8. Did you also swallow ? |
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I also hope that you chewed up everything in good pieces lol .
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:55 AM
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9. I masticated with a sandwich! |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 02:00 AM by ZombieNixon
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Edit: twice. :o
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:56 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:57 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:59 AM
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12. Oh god the children! The children! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 05:19 AM
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13. Hey - I once masticated in front of everyone in Grand Central Station! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 05:25 AM
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14. Have you no shame at all? |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:31 AM
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28. Impossible to feel shame when chompin' on a Nathan's hot dog. |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 09:34 AM by Seabiscuit
Even when the mustard drips on your shirt.
And I'd do it again!
And again!
In Grand Central, everyone gasps when you whip out a Nathan's. :)
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Fri Apr-14-06 02:05 AM
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Love me some Nathan's hot dogs!
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Thu Apr-13-06 05:27 AM
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15. you know on tuesdays -- they have group masticators there. |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 05:27 AM by xchrom
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KitchenWitch
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Thu Apr-13-06 05:29 AM
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Next time I am in Grand Central Station on a Tuesday, I will look them up!
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Thu Apr-13-06 05:58 AM
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17. be sure to post pics! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 08:02 AM
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27. I masticated at a San Diego Padres game |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:32 AM
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29. If Barry Bonds was batting probably no one noticed you. |
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The fans were probably too busy booing Barry.
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Thu Apr-13-06 06:21 AM
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18. Ok, there's got to be an inside joke here |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 06:22 AM by Bassic
I want in!
Edit : Spelling like a Fweeper
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Thu Apr-13-06 06:30 AM
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19. It kind of started with a "things you think sound dirty" thread |
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I just took it to the next level.
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Thu Apr-13-06 06:33 AM
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20. Ah yes, I now understand fully. |
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I masticated in front of my fiancée and unborn child. :D
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Thu Apr-13-06 06:33 AM
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21. Did your fiancee slap you? |
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Thu Apr-13-06 06:38 AM
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But that only made me want to masticate some more :evilgrin: :rofl:
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Thu Apr-13-06 06:37 AM
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22. now you'll have a whole family of masticators |
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Thu Apr-13-06 06:41 AM
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24. You know what they say |
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The family that masticates together....oh never mind!
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Thu Apr-13-06 07:32 AM
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25. I believe that's still legal in MN. |
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But not for long, if the repubs have their way. They also want to ban Wednesday, since it's "hump day." Think of the children!
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Fri Apr-14-06 02:04 AM
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31. Well we all know that the GOP is the NO FUN ALLOWED party. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 08:00 AM
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Fri Apr-14-06 02:20 AM
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Not again! You lady have a sickness. :evilgrin:
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Fri Apr-14-06 02:32 AM
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Fri Apr-14-06 02:33 AM
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And I suppose you'll tell me you shaved too. :eyes:
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