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Thu Apr-13-06 12:55 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:56 PM
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:bounce:
Umm...whaddaya wanna play? :shrug:
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:57 PM
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2. That game with the ball that swings around a pole on a rope. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:58 PM
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3. That ball had a confrontation with a certain potion of my anatomy once. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:00 PM
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That's what it's called! I couldn't play it when I was growing up, because tetherball was "for the dorks." Now I feel that I've missed out. Damn society and their unreasonable social constructs!
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:03 PM
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7. Damn you, tetherball! Damn yooooooou! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:04 PM
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10. Well, you only need one that works, right? |
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Just make sure you don't get hit on the other side.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:05 PM
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12. You mean they're like kidneys? |
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Can you donate a nad? Does anybody ever do that?
"Poor little Jimmy. He needs a nad transplant."
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:09 PM
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22. I doubt it. If that were the case, somebody would've given Bush and co. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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26. Unfortunately that's just a figure of speech |
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Bush's nads seem to work well enough, as evidenced by the existence of the terrible twins. :(
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:06 PM
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13. Well, they still work, |
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but there was a rip in the space-time continuum that day.
Every time an innocent man gets hit the balls, God kills a kitten.
:cry:
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:03 PM
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8. Everybody gets a swingball in the nads some time |
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it's like a rite of passage. For boys, anyway. :rofl:
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:05 PM
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11. Well, I fell on my bike in a bad way, once. |
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But I still had a bunch of kidlets, so I guess it's ok.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:06 PM
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your nads are safely protected inside, silly! Not swinging precariously where any rogue swingball/crossbar/whatever can clobber 'em. :rofl:
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:07 PM
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17. The male anatomy is a pretty good argument against intelligent design, |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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I hate it when I go somewhere with a big mirror in the bathroom, it's like, OH MAN!! x(
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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Mine is so perfect, english scientists use it to calibrate their instruments.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:11 PM
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29. Now that's a picture I don't wanna imagine |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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28. Yeah, I mean, if you saw something like that stuck on a tree, |
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you'd just think...naaaaah...
It's like there was an extra bit that nature didn't know what to do with. x(
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:12 PM
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31. Yeah- they aren't all too aesthetically appealing. |
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But they have their uses, right? ;)
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:15 PM
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34. I guess all consideration was given to function |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:28 PM
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38. Men are all about fuctionality over aesthetics. |
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Substance over style, right? ;)
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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19. Yeah- but there's always the psychological aspect. |
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It was borderline traumatic.:P
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:06 PM
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every time and innocent man gets hit in the balls, God kills a kitten. :cry:
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:02 PM
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6. You never played tetherball? |
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That's so sad. :cry:
I was the third-best tetherball player at Fremont School. Only Randy Upchurch and a chick whose name I forget could beat me.
"ROPES!"
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:03 PM
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But "appropriate adult social behavior" be damned! I'm gonna learn!
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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as I remember 'em.
No ropes. No holds. No bouncies.
O' course, you gotta stay in the circle, and you can't cross the line.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:09 PM
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23. And aim for your opponent's weak spot |
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i.e., his nads. :evilgrin:
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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24. Does a "bouncie" occur if I fail to wear a sports bra? |
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Or is that something entirely different?:P
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:16 PM
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I was in fourth grade when I was a tetherball stud. Breasts were never an issue. :shrug:
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:02 PM
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5. Oh boo fucking hoo. Or Konichi-waaaaaah if you will |
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:cry:
I'll try to keep an open mind though. You can probably feel the breeze from it as I type.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:07 PM
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16. You have a heart of stone. stone. Possibly mica; flaky and fragile, |
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but more likely something akin to what peppers my parent's driveway; dirty, misshapen, and unpleasant to bite.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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20. No schist. But that wasn't a very gneiss thing to say. |
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I'd have to say I am a truly compassionate soul. I'd have to say, because no one else would.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:11 PM
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30. Agate ya'. I really do. |
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I think you'd gypsum poor fool for a quartzer, I do.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:18 PM
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36. "Gypsum?" Never expected to hear such a racist sediment from you |
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A miner fault for the sake of sarchasm, I suppose.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:23 PM
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37. You're back?! I thought you were fell'd, sparring. |
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I see my minions failed. I guess you were boulder than I thought.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:29 PM
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40. Enough--bite your tongue |
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Better yet, let me do it. :rofl:
I have to meet someone for lunch, and then go to work. Geology can be fun. :patriot:
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:30 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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But stumped about ways we could entertain each other
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:13 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:14 PM
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33. would only work if we had webcams which I don't |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:29 PM
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39. You could do smiley pantomime! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:41 PM
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I want to go out and play on my trike.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:42 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:46 PM
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except mine is gas powered
Will the race be fair?
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:47 PM
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I can't pedal that fast! Not even for a cookie dough blizzard.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:52 PM
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52. I'm waiting for a V-Rod to recharge its battery or we'd be gone now. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:56 PM
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It's a beautiful day to be out on the highway, here- I'm guessing it must be where you are, too! What a great way to spend an afternoon.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:59 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:47 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:48 PM
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47. Do you have DUI plates on that thing? |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:48 PM
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48. i like to drink and ride |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:52 PM
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Til I got in an argument with the sidewalk and lost
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:49 PM
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49. Red Rover Red Rover, let LaraMN come over! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:51 PM
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50. Fuck! Shell Beau tripped me! |
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She LOOKS nice, but underneath it, she's a competitive maniac! :scared:
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:54 PM
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53. Damn it Shell beau! 5 minute time out for you missy. |
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I swear, that girl is nothing but trouble during recess.
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:07 PM
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But jeez...put another shirt on, willya? You could put someone's eye out with those things...
:P
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