Why is God/Allah/Karma/Foo trying to punish me?

[Taverner]

First the knee, then the back....

[Shell Beau]

1. Life's a bitch!

:shrug:

Could be worse, I promise!

[Taverner]

5. True it could be worse but

My knee huuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrts!

Kiss it and make it feel betta?

[Shell Beau]

6. You got a wittle boo-boo?

[Taverner]

7. (sniff) uh huh

My maniscus got an owie and is floating around my knee....

[LSK]

2. cuz you believe in the wrong one

And all the others are jealous.

[LaraMN]

3. Honey, you're just OLD.

:hide:

[Taverner]

4. Wahhhhh! Lara's picking on me!!!!!!

[LaraMN]

8. The sooner you admit, the sooner you'll begin to accept this new

"phase of life." Don't worry, pretty soon your testosterone will begin to dry up, and all you'll care about is bingo and Murder She Wrote. It's ok. You'll be content (and often sedated by the tick-tick-tick of your pacemaker.

[Taverner]

9. Does that mean a lifetime of Lawrence Welk and Plastic Coverings

On my furniture????

[LaraMN]

10. Maybe.

Depends on how quickly technology can advance to meet your excretory needs. In the case of someone who's already as advanced in age as you- I'm afraid the situation doesn't look to promising, though. Don't feel too bad. I'll toast to your health while I'm out dancing. You'll be with us physically prime humans, in spirit. That should be some consolation.:P

[Liberalynn]

11. Who Foo?

:shrug:

I voted "because you considered doing something very bad." Those endless fountains of knowledge of right and wrong, the Sisters of St. Joseph, used to tell us, if you thought of doing something bad, it was as bad as actually doing it. Resisting got you no extra points, at least on their score card. ;)