Rachael Ray is making a meal...inspired by her DOG

[dolo amber]

Apparently Rover had some health issues, and needed a special diet. She's making chicken patties, toast, and some sort of squash. And mac and cheese. And his name was "Boo", so she's prattling endlessly about Boo. Who, apparently, was a "love machine".

I am no longer anti-gun. :patriot:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I like to make meals inspired by her boobies.

:evilgrin:

Though I do wish that she wouldn't talk.

[dolo amber]

2. Giada's boobs are better

:bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Oh, that is so true. So totally, wonderfully, wondrously, amazingly true.

Way, way better. And that's saying something, cuz Rachael's are damned fine.

[Fenris]

7. Everything about Giada is better.

:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Especially her boobs.

Well, that, and her food.

[The Sushi Bandit]

16. Is it time for a poll???

Who has the best boobs on the Food Network?

1. Giada
2. Sanadra Lee
3. Rachael
4. Emeril

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. You forgot Mario.

He has GOT to have some serious man boobies

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. True dat.

He's also the best chef. :thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Sandra's got some nice ones, too, doesn't she?

She seems kinda unfriendly, though. I'm not so keen on her.

I happened to turn on the TV yesterday, and she was on, in a yellow tight sweater, and just as the picture came up it was her bending over, with her boobs almost on the counter, and I instinctively made that little purring noise that men make and my gaped open and I was, just for a moment (or five minutes, maybe) caught in a spell of lustful, sinful daydreaming.

[dolo amber]

28. Sandra's are 1/2 store-bought, 1/2 homemade, but she takes all the credit

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. .

:thumbsup:

[jmowreader]

32. Emeril IS a boob!

I don't know where you get your boobs, but where I get mine, they don't come seasoned.

[HughBeaumont]

33. I find her butt to be more to my liking.

:woohoo:

[terrya]

4. I'll bet she's just so darned PERKY about it.

God, that sounds relentlessly...annoying. :grr:

[LaraMN]

5. OMG! Last night, I thought I was going to have to kill her.

She was in MY state (in Minneapolis/St.Paul) AND she was wearing MY tan rag skirt from Target! There isn't room for the two of us in that boat! Good thing she had her wits about her to clear outta here. Stay out, Rachel Ray! Out!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I saw that show! Have you been to that noodle grocery store she mentioned?

It looked great!

[LaraMN]

10. No. I don't live in the twin cities anymore, and while I did, I was never

there. It did look good, though.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. You make meals inspired by the dogs all the time.

The dogs also shit all over the kitchen.





:hide:

[dolo amber]

11. The only dog shit in my kitchen

came from someone who freaked out like a little girl cos he got some on his shoe (OUTSIDE) and then tracked it all over the floor I had not 5 minutes earlier finished scrubbing. :eyes:

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. If by "freaked out like a little girl" you mean "cleaned it off my shoe"..

...then yes.

[XNASA]

9. She owns a Shitzu?

:wtf:

[dolo amber]

13. I just got that

:rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. It's cute when the penny finally drops.

:loveya::hug:

[texas1928]

17. Rachel Ray is making a meal inside her dog?!?!? WHAT?!?!?

[ashling]

31. That Cat is totally awesome!

is that your cat?

[Ramsey]

18. Don't diss Rachel!

Matcom will have to kick your ass.

[dolo amber]

27. He'd have to catch me first

:P

[Robeson]

20. Hhmmm, Rachael....doggie......

....must...contain...myself....

[mykpart]

21. Whatever she made, I'll bet it was YUMM-O!

:sarcasm:

[NMMNG]

22. I don't even want to know how she knows her dog is a "love machine"

:hide:

I am not quite sure how I feel about that woman.


I do know her idea of a "budget" is very different than mine. $40 a day for food :eyes:. Pffft! In what dream-world?

[LostinVA]

25. Where;'s Starbucks Anarchist? He lusts after that EVOO

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Here I am!

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[LostinVA]

30. GAG GAG GAG -- EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) Alert!

I was wondering where the heck you were..... you Ray-Ray perv...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

34. Indeed!

:evilgrin:

[windy252]

35. rofl

"love machine" :spray:

[bigwillq]

36. I am no longer pro dolo amber

if she keeps making fun of Rachel! :P :)

[greatauntoftriplets]

37. Was it...................

dog food?

:hide:

[SOteric]

38. I'm making a meal inspired by my CAT

His name is StirFry.





No, don't be silly. The cat's napping contentedly on the sofa. I'm having a vegetarian Stir Fry.

[DS1]

41. And here I was, hoping

for some Pussy Galore!
/Bond
//James Bond

[eyesroll]

39. And to think, I was missing my cable yesterday.

:scared:

(you should see her $40/day Milwaukee episode -- she acts as though it's really really hard to eat three restaurant meals for less than $40 here...)

[Catchawave]

40. Boo was a Pit Bull

She died last year :( RR has a new pittie pup named Isaboo now. Just FYI, by the subject line, I thought she was cooking up the B.A.R.F diet :rofl:

Yeah, I like Rachael and her shows ! Though that $40/day is my whole budget for 3 days in New York City, which is very doable living off the local deli's and pie by the slice.....YUMMO !