I Am SUCH An ELITIST!!

[matcom]

:rofl:

mrs matcom and i are arguing over paint colors for our kitchen and half bath. "FUCK IT" I said. Just called an interior designer to come over Saturday morning and TELL us what colors will look good. :rofl:

so, for $60, a PRO (btw she sounded SEXY on the phone - Austrailan Accent) :hide: some stranger is gonna chose a paint color FOR US! :rofl:

LOL! I feel like i'm KING DAMMIT! :D

[matcom]

1. .

:rofl:

[yvr girl]

2. You stood me up

I'm not talking to you. :grr:

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. or just color-blind?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

4. I hope you get Hildi and she puts straw on the walls!

LIBRUL ELEETIST!!!!

:rofl:

[matcom]

6. i beg your pardon...

her name is 'Heather'

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

11. Straw on the walls of home with INFANT children.

When informed that the kids would probably pull the stuff off the walls, Hildi replies, "They'll just have to be taught not to do that." I thought, "Now there's a woman who either has no kids or, if she does, they are emotionally scarred from being screamed at for soiling their Egyptian cotton diapers."
It was right at this point that I stopped watching the show.

mikey_the_rat

[Ramsey]

5. You just hired an immigrant

That is good old fashioned capitalism in action!

:loveya:

[matcom]

7. its the 'Murican way

:bounce:

:loveya:

[Random_Australian]

8. Aha! Our Aussie world domination is proceeding!

Whoops, I told you about it. Damn.

[underpants]

9. Plaid

always a safe bet. Now, where's my $60?

[Deja Q]

10. I'm very good with colors too!

Of course, I'm also a homothexual... :rofl:

[Squeech]

12. Been there, done that

Mrs. Squeech and I have been squabbling over kitchen colors for a month now. Twice already we went out to the burbs to look at big slabs of granite for countertops. I pointed out some that I liked, and then she went to order something diametrically opposed to my choices, and backed out of it only because of price. And I hate all her tiles too, French country horseshit.

And did I mention that interior design is exactly the line of work she's shooting for? She wants to be your next Heather.

I'm big into mission, Usonian, maybe some art deco for ornament... country style makes me dyspeptic.

[matcom]

20. ugh. you remember our old kitchen

french country is exactly what we FINALLY got rid of!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. The only color Australians like is the color of Fosters or blood.

Buncha drunken, infighting former criminals is all they are.

[matcom]

14. but what if she is HOT?

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Then you do her! Australians are always available for doing,

it's in their blood. They rut like dingo dogs.

Remember the verse from Proverbs, from the Bible, "Who needs a committed sexual partner when you live in Australia? Only a leper, my son. Only a leper. For behold, in Australia, to nail a chick is as easy as asking, for in their carnal sin, and to the great pleasure of all, they do not know the word 'no' and they spend their waking hours doing one another to great delight, like the noisy dingos, or the peacocks, or the rabbits, or the mice, or the cats, or the goats, or the orangutans, or the lemurs, for thou doth need but to waveth thy cock or thy breasts (for the woman), and thou shalt be done."

[matcom]

19. maybe i should start believing in the bible

so i can doth waveth my cock at all of Australia

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. You'd be surprised at what's in there about waving thy cock

and strutting thy biblically nude ass.


And II Samuel 44:15 sayeth "And he shall rideth in on a Vespa, a chariot of Elohim, dressed in leather of deepest darkness and eyewear of mirrored brightness and a helmet of deepest abyssian pitch with a visor of miraculous transparency through which he is able to see while also protecting his eyes from the bugs, and the birds, and the insects, and the flying things, and the crawling things that also fly, and the crawling things that other things have picked up and then dropped in the air so that they fly, and the rocks kicked up by horses and chariots, and the dust, and the mites, and the sand, and the breadstuffs thrown by the ignorant savage peasantry, and the thrown watermelons, persimmons, pineapples, oranges, apples, pomegranates, kiwi, star fruit, jalapenos, and herring in cream sauce, delivering upon the fetid and stenching peasantry insults most egregious and profane, well deserved epithets and hurled invective, while baring his ass with resolute and sure arrogance, the right hand of God, and the people shall say "wow" and "wowwwww" and "Wwwwwooooow" and "woooooow" and the children shall say "woo hoo" before the onslaught of verbal catastrophe doth smiteth their hearts and they breath no more, and God sayeth 'Good riddance to thee, you jackalspawn', and the Vespa ride smileth his biggeth smile, biggeth almost, yay, almost as biggeth as his ass crack, and doth rideth on to perfect his Master's people and to doeth the hottest, with no penalty."

[matcom]

22. HALLELUJAH!

praise be to Jeebus :rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

15. Oh, but those a great colors for a kitchen!

[cleofus1]

16. in the military i always found the

"camel" and "forest green" pairing...most festive

[radwriter0555]

18. I had a friend with FABULOUS taste do the same for me... and he nailed it

perfectly.

He knew me well too, so that helped.

Lovely shades of yellow.

[Bridget Burke]

23. Sounds easier than picking a color that looks good on a sample.....

And looks hideous once you've painted the rooms.

[XNASA]

24. I think I got you beat.

Yesterday, we hired a cleaning woman.

I feel so so pompous...but at least I won't feel dusty or dirty.

[southlandshari]

25. Now this is quite the surprise, Sparky.

I would have assumed you would have just decided on the spot to paint the kitchen in glitter, then poured yourself a double Scotch and spent the rest of the day with your feet up on the patio.

:shrug:

[MissB]

26. Enjoy your orange kitchen and bath.

:scared:

[LoZoccolo]

27. Orange orange too.

Like an orange you eat, not any sort of subtle orange.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. I hope there are avocado green appliances! And sunburst yellow drapes!