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Thu Apr-13-06 08:57 PM
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What the hell is your problem? |
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Well? :shrug:
I'm waiting......
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Thu Apr-13-06 08:59 PM
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1. I'm old and cranky and unattractive and I have bad gas and a head injury. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:15 PM
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6. When you have bad gas, |
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it's EVERYONE'S problem. :P
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Fri Apr-14-06 09:44 AM
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47. Und der Squirtzn'poopen! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:01 PM
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2. I'm just fucking pissed off, OK? |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:05 PM
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5. I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum |
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and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:17 PM
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7. I'm gaining weight again |
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AND I CAN'T HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE OR CHEETOS
GAWD-DAMMIT!!!!
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:22 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:23 PM
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9. Is that I have no problems right now, which could be a problem |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:28 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:29 PM
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11. I have to go to the dentist |
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and I'm a big baby about it...:scared: :cry:
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:33 PM
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12. I have no electrical power on the west side of my bedroom. |
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That means my air conditioner window unit DOES NOT WORK. I've replaced two breakers and can't find the problem.
}( :evilfrown: :banghead:
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:37 PM
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15. It sounds like you have an electrical short somewhere |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 09:37 PM by Droopy
Call an electrician. Something similar happened to me last year and it turned out to be a short in the kitchen. It could be anywhere in your house and if you are not experienced in electrical matters you'll never figure out the problem.
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:38 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:33 PM
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13. I am moving in 16 days.... |
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and it is a big pain in the arse. Right now, I can't find half my crap.
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:37 PM
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14. I'm being held captive by my children's social life. |
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And it's only going to get worse. x(
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:39 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:43 PM
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18. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT IT IS, STOP IT NOW!!!! |
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:47 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:49 PM
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20. I can't get my highly recommended Dub podcast to work |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:49 PM
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 09:50 PM by Cobalt Violet
I'm driving an 11 year old car with a leaking head gasket and when it goes I'm screwed.
I having constant sharp pain in my side, nausea, achy joints and muscles, fatigue, sleeping problems, a chronic disease and no insurance.
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:14 AM
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36. Good vibes to you, Cobalt Violet. |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:17 AM
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My car has been like this for a few years and has only gotten slightly worse. I'm trying to save at least enough for a down payment.
But for me I haven't been to a doctor in 4 or 5 years now so I don't know where I stand.
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Fri Apr-14-06 10:03 AM
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50. are there any free clinics in your area? |
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or is that a naive question. Healing vibes to you, at any rate.
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:50 PM
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22. Do you have all night? |
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:15 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:55 PM
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24. I'm totally retarded. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:03 PM
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25. I'm too sexy for my shirt, |
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...too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts...
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:12 PM
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:beer: + :beer: + :beer: + :beer: = :puke: :puke:
This also counts towards the "what makes you lame" thread.
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:12 PM
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27. I'm 44, trying to recover from an anxiety disorder, over weight, lonely, |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 10:24 PM by Liberalynn
single, unemployed, living with my critical Mom, sad at the state of the world, scared, addicted to the internet and tired. Well you did ask! ;) :rofl:
Well at least I can fix the last one. I am going to bed now.
Good night, and if you could please pray for me, or whatever way you have to send positive thoughts and good wishes, it would be greatly appreciated, because I can't pray for myself any more, due to the fact that I am an ex Catholic agnostic, who doesn't believe in the power of my own prayers any more, because he/she/whoever in terms of the "supreme being" never listened to me anyway even when I did believe, so it just might help to have someone else do it for me. ;)
:hug:
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:19 PM
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28. Repeated knee injuries |
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I have a very loose ACL in my right leg, so loose it won't hold my knee together. It comes apart on average about once a month
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:22 PM
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29. Too many people picking on prog |
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:50 PM
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30. I don't discuss it, other than to say that the best remedy for it is OTC |
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:50 PM
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31. My problem is that this isn't a poll. |
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I need multiple choice on a Thursday night!!!
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:59 PM
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32. Multiple choice for a Thursday night. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 11:01 PM
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I need a limited set of options tonight. ;)
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Thu Apr-13-06 11:03 PM
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34. Limited options are my specialty |
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:12 AM
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35. You have unlimited choice here |
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You can pick any problem you want. ;-)
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:16 AM
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38. Ya volken-eischteinin makukovere! |
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Who are you to ask such a question? A small female off duty checkoslovakian traffic warden?
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:17 AM
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39. Uh, uhm, uh, hmmm, er, uh, duh, |
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I got dain bramage. :crazy:
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:32 AM
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40. I'm a bundle of issues and neuroses. |
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Anger issues. Trust issues. Touch issues. A phobia or two. Emotionally lacking.
I've got depression as well, but at least I can get medication for that.
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:54 AM
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41. ya volken-eischteinin makukovere! |
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Who are you to ask such a question? A small female off duty checkoslovakian traffic warden?
AND I POST STUFF TWICE!
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:54 AM
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42. Dupe: An extremely ironic one. |
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Edited on Fri Apr-14-06 01:55 AM by Random_Australian
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Fri Apr-14-06 01:59 AM
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43. No I ain't got a problem. YOU got the problem, sister. Bring it on. |
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You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me? Kiddo, you couldn't stand the heat, once I got started. So back it down and we'll just forget this little mistake of yours never happened.
Yeh, I thought so...
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:07 AM
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44. I've got this fucking cold that I can't shake. |
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The kind where I'm coughing a lot...I feel like I've hacked up a lung in the past few days.
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Fri Apr-14-06 09:46 AM
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48. My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus anymore |
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Is that enough of an excuse? ;)
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Fri Apr-14-06 10:01 AM
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49. I have a looming deadline, |
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a Help file that won't cooperate, a lovely long weekend, and I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY it!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
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Fri Apr-14-06 10:09 AM
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51. All my friends are assholes. |
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Fri Apr-14-06 10:23 AM
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not enough inclination to apply for a PhD program, and probably not enough time if I were accepted to one?
House that needs a lot of work.
Actually, I really can't complain that much.
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Sat Apr-15-06 02:51 AM
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55. can't figure out why and don't know why not |
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that's what the hell is my problem.... what's yours? :shrug:
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Sat Apr-15-06 08:31 AM
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56. I haven't been to Chicago and I haven't seen you or BatBoy in forever! |
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Edited on Sat Apr-15-06 08:32 AM by GOPisEvil
Dammit! x(
*note to other Chicagoans: I miss you guys too.
Spelling edit.
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Sat Apr-15-06 09:55 AM
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57. I make in my pants sometimes |
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Sat Apr-15-06 11:09 AM
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whew...I feel so much better already... :P
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Mon Apr-17-06 12:57 AM
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61. You have popcorn stuck in your teeth? |
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Wow, that must suck. :hug:
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Sun Apr-16-06 03:39 AM
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60. Problem? I don't have no stinkin' problems. n/t |
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