Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Apr-14-06 03:21 AM
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Women
...are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but are easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along — the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men
...are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have with dinner.
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Fri Apr-14-06 03:46 AM
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1. Now ain't THAT interesting? |
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Hi, OR! :hi::hug:
I'm not sure about that stomping. There's nothing more refreshing that some very sweet grapes on a hot summer day. The good grapes don't need to be stomped at all. :)
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Apr-14-06 04:01 AM
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Or would you rather I peel you a grape?
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Fri Apr-14-06 04:27 AM
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As long as it's you. :loveya:
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:11 AM
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:35 AM
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12. As long as it's near a Culver's, I'm game. |
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Gotta get a Mushroom-Swiss burger! :9
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:38 AM
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14. Girl! Now I am having a craving. |
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:39 AM
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15. What time do they open? |
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Fri Apr-14-06 03:48 AM
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Fri Apr-14-06 03:55 AM
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it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have with dinner.
:rofl:
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Fri Apr-14-06 03:59 AM
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Apr-14-06 04:03 AM
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is a woman with feet like large pizzas who goes out sockin' up luckul calor? :shrug:
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Fri Apr-14-06 04:16 AM
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NO MORE POSTING FOR YOU TONIGHT!
No, no, NO!
To bed with you. NOW!
And stay there until tomorrow afternoon. Dammit!
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Fri Apr-14-06 04:45 AM
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9. Oooo! Someone got in trouble! |
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:17 AM
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11. Women are like cats, men are like dogs |
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Cats are intelligent, complex and graceful.
Dogs are... well, basically if you feed them, pat them on the head and tell them they are a good boy from time to time, and let them hump your leg every once in a while, they are pretty much good to go.
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RevCheesehead
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:35 AM
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13. Do you have a leg fetish? |
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:40 AM
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16. well, I think I just have a woman fetish |
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:) I pretty much love you all. :loveya:
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:41 AM
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You define adorable, Bill. :loveya:
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:44 AM
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Fri Apr-14-06 05:49 AM
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19. C'mon, Rex - - only 4 more to go!! |
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**post**post**post**post**
Get it over with, already! :)
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:08 AM
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20. I don't wanna get yelled at no more |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:10 AM
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21. Anyone who yells at you is gonna have to answer for that. |
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Skittles is my friend, and she's always up for a good ass-kicking! :D
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:12 AM
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Hmmm...
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Oh, yeah. I'm lovin' this. :bounce:
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:13 AM
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23. Ya don't suppose DA went to sleep already, do ya? |
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Man, is she gonna be pissed.
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:21 AM
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If DA ain't around, she'll have to find alternate ass to kick.
Okay, I gotta go do a bit o' math to determine the winner, because The Big One is next. :woohoo:
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:25 AM
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Just get it over with already!!
Math? Do editors need to have math skills? Can't you just find someone to do that for you instead??
Oh - for your big post: :woohoo::toast::party::bounce::bounce::party::toast::woohoo:
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Fri Apr-14-06 10:50 AM
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26. Congratulations ~ Oeditpus Rex! |
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:22 AM
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I got massive enjoyment just out of teasing him, so actually winning would have been too much excitement for me.
Sides, I like Buffy a lot. I'm glad she won.
Cuz now we can have the full Monty screening at her house!
:woohoo:
:7
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:14 AM
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27. When i saw the title i was thinking TMBG |
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They Might Be Giants » Women And Men
When the ship runs out of ocean and the vessel runs aground Land's where we know the boat is found Now there's nothing unexpected About the water running out "Land's" not a word we have to shout But there's something beside the shoreline Coming up from the shipwreck Moving across the beachhead Making as if to say CHORUS Women and men Women and men Women and men Bringing with them messages of love And everywhere they go love will grow When you see the faces of the women And the men, you too will know Women and men have crossed the ocean they now begin to pour Out from the boat and up the shore Two by two they enter the jungle And soon they number more Three by three as well as four by four Soon the stream of people gets wider Then it becomes a river River becomes an ocean Carrying ships that bear CHORUS
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:34 AM
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29. They way my dad explained women and men to me |
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When I was about 8
The men rule the earth and the women rule the men.
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Shine
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:42 AM
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30. Have you ever seen "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"? |
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there's a really funny scene in it where the mother is acknowledging to her daughter that, yes, the man is the HEAD of the household....but the woman is the NECK and consequently, she TURNS THE HEAD whatever way she chooses! LOL.
Classic. :thumbsup:
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:47 AM
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Thats funny. That movie is on my 'to watch' list but i've not gotten to it yet, I think maybe I'll grab it this weekend.
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:43 AM
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31. That's funny, I've never heard it put that way before. |
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:hi:
btw, congrats on 10000 posts, dude. :toast: :yourock:
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