~ Book Titles You'll Never See ~

[rpgamerd00d]

"George's Guide to Proper Pronunciation" - George W Bush

"Homeland Security - Securing our Ports" - George W Bush

"Gays + Lesbians Deserve Equal Rights" - Rick Santorum

"The Separation of Church and State" - Jerry Falwell, forward by Jim Bakker and Pat Robertson

"Ethics" - Tom DeLay, forward by "Duke" Cunningham, Jack Abramoff, Bill Frist, "Scooter" Libby, Michael Scanlon, David Safavian, Bob Ney, Tony Rudy, Donald Runsfeld, John G. Rowland, John Bolton ...

:rofl:

[SmileyBoy]

1. "How To Engage In Proper Debate" by Ann Coulter

[rpgamerd00d]

2. "Focus on Your Own Damned Family" - James Dobson

:rofl:

[LSK]

3. The Truth with Jokes - Bill O'Rielly and Rush Limbaugh

[DS1]

4. Porn in the Woods for Dummies

[terrya]

5. "The Sinister Evil of Scientology" by Tom Cruise

[LSK]

6. The Man Behind The Curtain - Karl Rove

[hyphenate]

7. Clueless: The autobiography of Ann Coulter

Equal Time for the Opposition by Sean Hannity
More Than Just a Shouting Board by Alan Colmes
Free to Be...You and Me by Joseph McCarthy
Beyond the Hungry Caterpillar by George Bush
The Dummies Guide to Bird Hunting by Dick Cheney
The Twelve Steps of Gambling Addiction Recovery by William Bennett
The Subtle Art of Interrogation by Alberto Gonzales, Lynndie England and others
Your Civil Rights Upheld by Antonin Scalia
Intelligent Design is Just Another Name for Creationism by Kent Hovind

I'll think of some more later.

[HughBeaumont]

8. Republican Accomplishments for the Middle Class 2000-2008

"How to Succeed Through Hard Work, Perserverance and No Connections" - George W Bush
"Make-up Tips for Conservative Me . ..er .. WOmen" - Ann Coulter
"9/11: The Unabridged Independent Investigation, Vols. I and II"
"Uncompromising, and No Milquetoast: Joe Leibermann and the New Democrats"
"Offshoring Solutions That are 100% Fair for the American Middle Class" - Stephen Moore

[azmouse]

9. Idiot's Guide to G. W. Bush by the RNC

A Guide to My Favorite Books by GW Bush
The Oil-free Society by Exxon

[rug]

10. "Advanced Syntax" by G. Walker Bush

[SharonRB]

11. "My Love Affair with Bill O'Rielly" - Keith Olbermann

[SharonRB]

12. "How I Blew Up the World Trade Center" - GW Bush

[madinmaryland]

13. "Diction, Grammar, and Rhetoric: A Primer" by George W. Bush. Also by

Also by this author:

"Thought and Reason: A Guide to Western Intellectual Traditions"
"The Geography, Customs, and Ethnography of Continental Europe"
"Mathematics and Statitics"
"Macroeconomics and American Domestic Policy"
"Education and Growth: The Long Term Economic Benefits of Universal Education"
"On War: The Primacy of Effective Intelligence in Modern Conflict"

[madinmaryland]

14. Here are a few more:

"A Civil Action" Alberto Gonzalez

"Punch Drunk Love" George W. Bush (Oh wait this one might fit)

"The Diplomat's guide to Conflict Resolution" Condoleeza Rice, Richard Perle, John Negroponte et al.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego" joint-committee author (CIA, FBI, and White House)

"Lady Chatterley's Lover" Laura Bush

"Miss Manners' Hosts a Cocktail Party" Babs Bush Jr.

"A Father's Touch" George H. W. Bush

"Modernity and the Holocaust" Prescott Bush

"My Life" J D Guckert

"A Christmas Carole" Joe Lieberman

"The Open Society" John Ashcroft

"The Crying Game" Ann Coulter

"The Jungle" Tom Delay, with Bill Frist

"Gray's Anatomy" Bill Frist

"Raising Ethical Sons" by George H.W. Bush

"Ethics and Journalism" by Jeff Gannon

[SoulGlo]

15. "The wisdom of Roe vs. Wade" by Bill Napoli

"I Married a Moron" by Laura Bush

"How the Bush administration screws the Greatest Generation" by Tom Brokaw

"Death with Dignity" by the family of Terry Schiavo