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Fri Apr-14-06 05:16 PM
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I wanted to post one in the Soylent Green thread but then I realized that someone might not care about knowing about that movie but wouldn't want to know the ending of other movies so here's a separate thread.
The military neighbor guy is a gay Nazi and shoots him.
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:02 PM
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1. the guy telling the story made it up -- he IS the crime lord (n/t) |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:03 PM
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2. the girl is her daughter AND her sister -- oh, and her husband was killed |
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... by her incestuous dad.
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:04 PM
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3. The high school sweethearts of the past turn out to be brother and sister. |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:04 PM
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4. The other dude is the dorky guy's alter ego |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:05 PM
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to prove the death penalty is faulty -- he was innocent but framed himself
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:06 PM
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6. His mother had been dead all the time |
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and it was him dressing up as her and killing those people
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:07 PM
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:07 PM
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8. She wasn't actually taken prisoner and tortured by the government |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:23 PM
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9. it was really earth all along. |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:24 PM
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:24 PM
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11. He's narking on himself. |
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:09 PM
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12. they find out that human beings can live more than 30 years |
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(or 21 years, if you're reading the book)
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:10 PM
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13. turns out that the judge did it (and this is true for more than one film) |
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Sun Apr-16-06 01:13 PM
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:12 PM
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14. It turns out there WAS a Russian spy, Yuri, all along.. and it was HIM! |
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:13 PM
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Edited on Fri Apr-14-06 07:13 PM by Mayberry Machiavelli
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:13 PM
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16. The shrink was actually dead, and a ghost, the whole time! |
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:15 PM
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17. he only imagined his postwar life as he was dying in Vietnam |
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:25 PM
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18. The servants were actually ghosts, and the 'ghosts' were living people! |
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:26 PM
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19. The twin brother had actually died years ago.. all the bad deeds had been |
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committed by the one surviving, 'good' twin!
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Fri Apr-14-06 07:35 PM
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20. 'She' was a HE all along! (Probably good for more than one movie) |
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Fri Apr-14-06 10:52 PM
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21. He goes onto the ship at the end |
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:14 PM
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22. He gets crucified and then rises from the dead! |
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:18 PM
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23. in a twist, the entire world goes up in a nuclear explosion & evolution |
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starts back at cockroaches again.
at least I wish that was the ending to quite a few movies... mostly chick flicks.
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:25 PM
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24. a couple of rednecks in a pickup truck shoot them off their bikes |
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All the cocaine gets blown up in a big explosion.
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:35 PM
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25. Student kills all the bad guys, Teacher runs across water |
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then rides boat home to watch soap operas...
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Fri Apr-14-06 11:36 PM
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:14 AM
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27. The firm is a front for the mafia |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:18 AM
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28. Two cowboys fuck. They fall in love. One dies. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:23 AM
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29. oh, and someone sells the truck for college money! |
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Edited on Sat Apr-15-06 12:24 AM by Lisa
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:27 AM
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32. Now that was a good investment! Thanks for pointing that out. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 01:10 PM
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61. Hello Lisa -- Great post! Sending it along to others. Thanks... |
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Edited on Sat Apr-15-06 01:12 PM by Radio_Lady
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:25 AM
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30. he hurls his mentor into the pit, saving his son's life before dying |
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(and that takes care of all 6 movies)
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:25 AM
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31. The dingo ate her baby! |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:28 AM
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33. Darth Vader is Luke's father. And Princess Leia is his sister. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:50 PM
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59. But Luke and Leia made out in Empire!! |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:31 AM
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34. It was his sled from when he was a kid. I just saved you 2 boobless hours. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:34 AM
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35. the aliens have no resistance to Earth microbes |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:37 AM
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36. the money was in plain view all along -- the husband bought a stamp |
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(and because we were all wise to that by the time the remake came out ... the envelope they burned was actually a color photocopy)
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:37 AM
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37. Jane serves Blanche a dinner consisting of a dead rat. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:38 AM
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38. the mastermind was lying on the floor all along, playing dead |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:40 AM
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39. Six of the dogs survive |
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Sat Apr-15-06 01:06 PM
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60. He dies. . . .He cries |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:41 AM
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40. She was forced to choose which one of her kids to give up to the Nazis. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:42 AM
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41. The self-destruction of the lab is stopped with only 8 seconds to spare. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:45 AM
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42. He busts into the wedding and they run off together |
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Sat Apr-15-06 04:03 AM
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56. You forgot, after beating off the wedding guests with a cross, and then |
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using that cross to bar the door. They run off together on the BUS.
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Sat Apr-15-06 10:53 PM
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65. I was trying to be succinct! |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:46 AM
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43. There is no treasure, he just wanted to go home again |
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:46 AM
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44. Peter North nails his son's girlfriend |
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and his own girlfriend who somehow stumbles upon them going at it and instead of being infuriated decides it would be fun to jump in. :)
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:47 AM
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:47 AM
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46. the US government has to relocate to Mexico |
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Sat Apr-15-06 01:35 AM
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47. Deranged fan breaks author's ankles. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 01:36 AM
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48. Giant spaceship hovers over Devil's Postpile, plays 5-note tune, leaves. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 01:45 AM
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51. I already spoiled that one!!! |
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Sat Apr-15-06 09:31 AM
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57. Oh sorry! Yours was the "special edition." In the original he didn't go in |
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Sat Apr-15-06 01:36 AM
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49. Justin meets Kelly. Everyone dances. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 01:38 AM
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50. Idiot wins rigged election, buildings collapse, idiot starts phony war. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 02:06 AM
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52. then they sub in footage of a different guy at the end, giving the SOTU |
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Edited on Sat Apr-15-06 02:06 AM by Lisa
Which effectively negates the efforts of the entire cast, to create audience sympathy for the protagonist. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353042/
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Sat Apr-15-06 03:10 AM
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53. the underdog wins in the end |
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thanks to the social outcast, of course, who makes the game winning shot/touchdwon/run/etc.
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Sat Apr-15-06 03:12 AM
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54. Hickory wins the state championship |
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Sat Apr-15-06 11:42 PM
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68. the HS football team loses on the last play, father makes up with son |
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Sat Apr-15-06 03:36 AM
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55. There are TWO cougars |
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and the second one kills the kid.
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Sat Apr-15-06 12:02 PM
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58. The people you think are alive are really confused ghosts. |
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Sat Apr-15-06 01:14 PM
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Sat Apr-15-06 03:03 PM
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63. He rigged the election, was found out and asked to leave |
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his teaching post. He gets a job in DC and sees his former student w/ a powerful Congressman and becomes angry.
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Sat Apr-15-06 09:26 PM
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64. the computer learns that a nuclear war can't be won |
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... and asks to play chess instead.
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Sat Apr-15-06 11:16 PM
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66. The little fishy has many adventures but |
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eventually the daddy fish finds him and everyone is happy again.
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Sat Apr-15-06 11:18 PM
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67. "Love's true form" isn't the hottie princess form |
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Sat Apr-15-06 11:47 PM
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Sun Apr-16-06 04:01 AM
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71. rocky wins the rematch |
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72. rocky beats mr. t to defend his crown |
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73. rocky kicks the russian's ass for killing his friend and foe apollo creed |
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Sun Apr-16-06 04:02 AM
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74. sylvester stallone cashes another paycheck for yet another sequel |
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Sun Apr-16-06 08:58 AM
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75. Rick dumps Ilsa; Rhett dumps Scarlett n/t |
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Sun Apr-16-06 09:03 AM
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76. Everybody feels a lot better |
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Sun Apr-16-06 11:22 AM
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77. Tommyboy saves the brakepad factory |
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Sun Apr-16-06 11:34 AM
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78. The arc get sealed up in a crate |
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in a huge government warehouse..."To be studied by TOP men."
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Sun Apr-16-06 12:21 PM
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79. The shrink is a dead person. n/t |
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